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| 8/29/01: News from Boss Cracka |
| Things are on the movie at the old Crazy Cracker productions headquarters. We are thinking about investing in some t-shirts and or stickers sporting another CCP logo pictured below. We would like to thank Sam West of CiM for creating both logos. CCP is also looking forward to teaming up with CiM for a film possibly sometime in the next week. That is all.... For now! -Queerben, CCP |
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| 10/8/01: State of the Crazy Cracker Union |
| After over a month of no official Crazy Cracker updates, Queerben has issued the State of The Crazy Cracker Union Address. Click on the above link to see it. -Sam, CiM |
| 11/4/01: New Movie |
| Happy November. Cocaine in Cracker has released their first short film, entitled "Our Pal Huber".It is encoded in Real Video for a smaller file size. Click here to download it! -Sam and Queerben |
| 11/7/01: Our Pal Huber Lo-Band |
| The low-bandwidth version of Cocaine in Cracker's "Our Pal Huber" has been posted. Click here to check it out. -Sam and Queerben, CiM/CCP |
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| 12/17/01: State of the Crazy Cracker Union |
| The final State of the Crazy Cracker Union address of the year was delivered today. It contains a written account of the now-infamous CCP lunchtime antics of late. ILLUSTRATIONS INCLUDED! CLICK HERE! -Crazy Cracker Productions |
| 3/18/02: Lineup Changes/The Treaty of Paris 1783 |
| Sources Indicate that Crazy Cracker Productions has acquired longtime CiM veteran Julian Roberts in an agreement that is now being called "The Treaty of Paris 1783." Conditions of the treaty involve Roberts continuing to serve as a member of Cocaine in Motion, but is also officially a cracker as well. Along with the treaty, CCP has sealed an agreement securing them parts in upcoming CiM feature releases. Julian Roberts has issued a statement pertaining to this unexpected move. It is as follows: Rumors have been circulating involving further lineup changes, but since they are unconfirmed they will not be posted today. More CCP news is to be expected soon! -Crazy Cracker Productions |
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| it was a dark, stormy night and i was lying in bed crying. i had just been yelled at for not cleaning, as is the custom for people of my race, and i needed an answer from someone, ANYONE. then, i heard a loud "thud" from outside and went to the window to see what it was. a beautiful creature with white wings and a holtzmaniac shirt was standing on my roof. the creature spoke to me, "eyyyyyy, what you been doin boyyeeee". i was speachless, i had never seen such a mystical creature. i reached out my hand to touch it, and when i did, the creature emitted a high pitched noise, similar to that of a seal. i couldnt beleive it, that was my answer, the beautiful creature had been sent to save me, but on one condition: he join Crazy Cracker Productions, the territory of the gods. This, my friends is how i joined CCP and liberated my soul. |