Here, we have all the crazy stuff that has ever been on the CMP site. Remember that this is an archive, and the latest craziness will always be on the front.
As always, don't forget to check out the POSSE NEWS!!!
We at the CMP would like to invite you to view the home page of actor Lee Arenberg, famous for being the single worst actor in the hella crappy Dungeons and Dragons movie (quite a feat), not to mention appearing in Seinfeld, The Wizard and half a dozen Star Trek episodes. And hey, he was in the movie Freaked with Mr. T, so he can't be all bad. Just tell him the CMP sent ya.
We here at the posse would like to remind you to show some respect for the dead.
BREAKING NEWS!!! Mr. T vs. Eminem rated #1 Mr. T vs. by Entertainment Weekly! Go to www.ew.com to check it out! We're serious!!!
Neon Genesis Evangelion Jake Style
Click HERE to see the super secret details!
Read this new online Novel written by Posse acclaimed author Matt Metford entitled....He didn't give us a title but you'll like it trust us. It's right here!
Here's a Great gift giving Idea for you this holiday season, get your children Bibleman!!! He's the superhero who defeats his enemies by quoting Bible Lines(hey if someone were to do that around me I'd go runnin too!) Now every child can learn about religion and morals through these movies. Bibleman, because every child wants to get the crap kicked out of him this holiday season
Breaking News!!! Jake from the Posse is in fact a clone of Gabry from Eiffel 65!!!!! It is uncertain at this present time who the clone is and who the original. See the pic for yourself and decide.
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Latest news!!! The posse meets with critically-acclaimed actor Kevin Spacey!
Posse WORLD EXCLUSIVE!!! George Michael found in awkward situation!
The Posse is way above personal endorsement...but hell, we used that George Michael picture! So, we suggest you come to Justin's MB, the Mercury House Message Board!
The Posse is way above celebrity endorsement...but that doesn't mean they wont use it anyway, Enjoy!
Justin sells a piece of abstract art for quite the handsome sum! Unfortunately, he and Jake lost it all on the track... wanna see a picture? Here it is... 
Recently Leonard Maltin met with Jake from the CMP to conduct an interview on his views of the posse's current achievements and the future of the CMP. Click here for the transcript.
Jake gives us the inside scoop on what's really going on with his alleged departure from the Posse. Full story here
We would like to formally apologize to the CLP (Continental Linux Posse) for our unfair actions regarding our rivalry. Thus we encourage you to visit their site, http://www.geocities.com/clinuxp
The new Sky album "Travelling Ininity" is now out, SO BUY THIS ALBUM NOW!!! DON'T JUST SIT THERE, GET OFF YOUR FAT ASS AND MARCH YOURSELF DOWN TO THE MUSIC STORE AND BUY IT!!! I AM NOT KIDDING!!! GO RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!
The CMP are proud supporters of everybody's favorite wussy Bishonen...Shinji Ikari!!!
This ribbon is to celebrate Mr. T's battle against lymphoma. Cancer is tough, but Mr. T is helluva tough!
Ultraman Archives
Do you smell what Ultraman's cookin????
What have you got for us today, Ultraman?
What's new, Ultraman?
It's Ultraman
Yo, Word up Ultraman!!!
Who is driving? Oh my God Ultraman is driving how can this be?
Time for Ultraman to share some deep thoughts with us..
What's that Ultraman doing?
Hey Ultraman, say "What up yo?"
What's going on in Ultraman Land?
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