-Yes, Posse Commentary is up and running. Feel free to download and listen to it endlessly, and give us lots of feedback too! To all those who are wondering why it's set up in .wav instead of .mp3... well... that's Jake's fault... but anyway, if anyone is so compelled to do the job for us, we'd make you Posse's pick of the week AND posts the .mp3s, too.
-As one would expect, the CMP was again in attendance for Anim� North, a Toronto based anim� convention that just plain rocks. This year was better than ever and we can't wait for 2003 where there's bound to be even less of the notoriously female Vash the Stampede cosplayers.
-The posse was not at E3 (read above) but we are very pleased with what we've seen. DARN RIGHT!!! E3!!!!!
-The new Eminem video reveals that the snot-haired one likes to dress up as Robin from the Dynamic Duo. Those wanting proof of his homosexuality need look no further.
-The Posse saw both Spider-Man and Attack of the Clones... both were good... but our favourite was... ATTACK OF THE CLONES!!! All heed our word. Although Spider-Man did have the noticable advantage of no Jar Jar Binks.
-All ye Eva fans, cometh; verily, the box for the Perfect Collection is excellent. Adieu.
Issue 25 - April 3rd 2002
-First of all, this is not an April Fool's Joke.
-In case you didn't know The Matrix rules in every way possible. If that movie got any cooler, Keanu Reeves would have a viable career. Whoa!
-We at the Posse would like to retract our prior statement of "wakka wakka doo dum"
- W... W... W... DOT E-MALE... DOT COM... THE KING TAKES THE PAWN...
-Oh, the Oscars are still a sham, but at least that Russel Crowe got shafted and Denzel Washington got the award he deserved. "I AM THE POLICE! KING KONG AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' ON ME!!!" If only we could take Russel Crowe's oscar from last year and give that to Denzel Washington as well, then we'd be set.
-How is a raven like a writing desk? No really, my head hurts!
Issue 24 - March 11th 2002
-Yep, Mr. T vs. the Super Mario Super Show is up. Don't apploud all at once. Just go read it.
-Turns out Squaresoft is going to develop for Nintendo again, that's good news. First Sega, then Square then the world... I'm a little afraid, I'll go hide now.
-It's almost St. Patrick's Day. So all you Irish... get ready to be Irish.
-To any of you kids on March Break, don't be afraid to have fun. One fun thing to do is to puruse Posse Productions. No, I don't get paid a dime...
-This just in, The Simpsons officially isn't funny anymore. Go watch a re-run you hack.
-Jake had this to say - "I wear a lobster as a hat!"
-Oh, if you didn't hear already, we were reviewed by EntertainmentWeekly.com, and rather favourably. Go there.
Issue 23 - February 18th 2002
-In case we haven't mentioned it enough, EntertainmentWeekly.com gave a nod to our site and also proclaimed Mr. T vs. Eminem the grand poo-bah of all Mr. T vs. We are, yes, very proud and intend to sell out given the first opportunity. Heads up to vlad_ex for the heads up.
-Back at it as usual after some time, we'll try to update it more from now on so dont go and join a religious cult just yet. We'll explain why in just a sec...
-Jake of the Posse is proud to unveil his newest site through which he can now share with the world all of the fucked up things going on within his head. go there and check it out, the link is on the main page, you like It I guarantee.
-Justin just got Sonic Adventure 2 Battle for Gamecube, how sweet it is too!
-Happy Valentines Day?
Issue 22 - December 23rd 2001
-Well first and foremost Merry Christmas and happy new year everyone, I hope you all get excellent presents for Christmas such as Japanese pornos or chia pets. What kid hasn't dreamed of getting a brand new copy of Coyote Ugly for Christmas cuz it's such an intelligent and well written movie *sarcazm detector explodes*
-As for what the posse is up to lately...Jakes still working on his forthcoming music career as he gears up for college... you know, where the monkeys live... yet while Justin is trying to build a ladder to the moon. Other than that we're just sitting here, not working on our productions *gets back to work*
-This just in, snapping people's suspenders is HILARIOUS!!!!!!
-A moment of silence please, for all those poor souls who were suckered into buying The Rainbow Children by Prince, that's a bad album!!!!
-Jake officially has no shame as a mild argument has formed within the posse.
-George Michael's new single entitled "FREEEK"(no we aren't making this up) is going to be released at the end of January, we all know what this means, maybe there just might be a God after all.
Issue 21 - October 31st 2001
-The new Michael Jackson album "Invincible" comes out today, Jake has it and trust him, it's great (with the exception of 2000 Watts, which is fantastic)
-Mr.T vs Destiny's Child is slowly coming along so stop bombarding us with mail and death threats already, I'm not a machine dammit!, Woman what's with the Dogs Woman!
-Tomorrow is Halloween! Have fun trick or treating and remember to never trust anyone over 30, ah hell children, just dont bite into any apples with pins sticking out of em...then again if you are dumb enough to eat an apple you get for halloween then you deserve to die. Also, I know it's hard but please resist the temptation to dress up as Darth Maul, it's been done more times than Courtney Love...no it hasn't
-Justin Recently had a birthday so we all congratulate him on the big 18, Jake's birthday is coming up on the 21st so go ahead and buy him some gifts...expensive gifts...like cds...musical instruments...cars...gieshas...you get the point. Jake has a thing for Asian chicks.
-Justin is still working on his many pet projects such as his screenplay and such so look out for that.
-Jake has recently been actually recording acapella tracks and as soon as he gets the right software downloaded and working to put in backbeats and music he'll have some samples up on the site for y'all to showcase his singing ability. The level he's currently at was achieved with no prior training and he's very proud of himself. With 9 songs written and some studio lessons coming up Jake is on his way to putting together a debut piece. Still no clue when it'll be ready but dont count downt he days just yet ^_^
-Eiffel 65 is now officially cool! All of their videos involve them beating up computer generated aliens for no reason. Isn't it great to see the turn our culture is taking?
Issue 20 - October 7th 2001
-Word up to all fans of the posse, now we have a big announcement, VR troopers sucks.
-In other news the posse is currently undergoing production on Mr. T vs Destiny's child, look for it soon and this time there'll be some twists and turns with an ending that will, to say the least shock you. Just watch for it mmmm'kay.
-It's been a long time since we last saw the CLP or those other unnamed losers who ripped us off which is proof that you shouldnt' mess with the posse. Ever wonder what happened to Christopher Reeve...he fell off a horse but you get the point of what the posse can do to you(or your webpage at least).
-Ivana Santilli from Bass is Base, if you're reading this please do us!
-The Posse has just posted a link to a web novel written by a good friend of Jakes, read it and you'll enjoy it. Jake sure did anyhow and keep checking back because only chapter 1 is done now but he's working real hard on it and chapter 2 will be up real soon. It's a fantasy novel without a "hero" interesting concept isn't it. Just read that damn thing already!
-Go to the Mercury House Message board now!
-If you're still reading this then you didnt' follow the last point's instructions so go now!
-ah hell, if you didn't listen last time then you won't listen this time.
-Justin is currently working on a screenplay which centers around two boys (no, not THAT kind of movie). There are no further developments on that front at this moment in time.
Issue 19 - September 21st 2001
-First and foremost, the Posse and all our friends and families would like to offer our sincerest condolences for the terrorist attacks on September 11th. Our hearts are with you always.
-Turns out Jake is offically a nut. He wore his hat to work backwards! Ha ha, shine on you crazy diamond!
-Go watch the A-Team
-This just in. Throwing trash cans at people is bad, even if everyone else is doing it.
-The word is in - apparently the people love Mr. T vs. Quantum Leap! That is, the few who have read it. C'mon people, pass the news on!
-Panel de Pon (also known over here as Tetris Attack, Pok�mon Puzzle League and Pok�mon Puzzle Challenge) is officially ALMOST the official video game of the Posse. Mario Tennis still holds strong as the #1 game to play with friends, pizza, a little George Michael and some fart jokes.
-Justin had the following to say - "No comment"
-The CMP would like to say that Eminem officially still sucks. Let's all laugh at his hella crappy band D12, and maybe throw up on them too.
Issue 18 - September 1st 2001
-Hey, it's back to school for all the kids! Yeah, pipe down kids. Why are you reading this anyway? There's some nasty language here.
-So the CMP finished their 3rd Mr. T vs. and there's more coming! Watch out, they'll be comin' soon!
-Jon Stewart sucks. Not that that's NEWS...
-The Posse would just like to thank that brilliant director Kevin Smith. Thanks to that Clerks T.V. show you made we don't even talk like real people any more. Thanks a bunch man.
-Jake once again sucks as he does not update the news and instead Justin needs to do it - or is it? This could be the EXACT kind of thing that Jake would do to mess with you... all Eva on yo' ass, you don't even know who's talkin' anymore! All in your face like Calista Flockheart on a toilet! You don't... bah, forget it, the spelling's too good. It's Justin after all.
-Empire is officially better than Return of the Jedi.
Issue 17 - August 6th 2001
-Wow, amost exactly a month after our last update. We didn't do that on purpose really but Jake has a legitimate excuse so SCREW YOU!!!!!!!!! His half assed reason for this is that he was conned into taking summer school for the month of July. The story goes as such....Jake was just walking along dee dee dee dee dee when his dad was just like "fool find something to do with your summer or at least half of it" and Jake is just like "But I work about six hours a week and it's burning me out. How am I supposed to fit something else into my heavy schedule of Masterbation and sleep. At hearing this his father retorted "Why dont you sign up for summer school to bump off a course for next year" Jake broke into laughter and said "funny guy, my Dad is a funny guy hahahahaha... Especially since I'm planning on taking up the electric guitar. When am I going to find the time to do anything else?" His Father then got an awesome idea and couldnt wait to share it with Jake as he said "I'll give you 100 dollars if you sign up, that'll help you get that guitar" So Jake was on that sign up sheet like Oprah on a baked ham. Then he got his money, bought his guitar and has been playing it like it's his job ever since...correction he puts much more effort into guitar than he does his job.
-With Jake out of summer school there's bound to me more updates on the way so look out. That and on an unrelated note Bob Sagat is not as dumb as was previously thought. For proof of his Shawshank Redemption see the movie Dirty Work and look at the credits.
-While writing this Jake is currently wearing leather gloves...ask no more questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-In response to any questions asked as to why the posse refer to themselves in the third person when writing this the answer is...the posse cannot be reached for comment at this time.
-This just in - wakka wakka doo dum
-This just in at Adults only video..."This Just In"
-This just...ah hell, it isn't funny any more...actually it's about as old as Jack Nicholson and about as overkilled as that damn "all your base are belong to us" Joke
-You gotta have faith the faith the faith, you gotta have faith the faith the faith
Issue 16 - July 6th 2001
-Jake is back doing the Posse newsletter after a short hiatus and would like to thank Justin for taking over in Jake's lazyness he means vacation. Good to be back though
-So here's the big question, does Stevie Wonder eat wonder bread???? perplexing isn't it?
-So then the black man said to the white man..."I CUT YOU!!!!!" if you don't get it dont worry, neither does anybody else?
-So just in case if anybody forgot Bass IS Base
-Hi Mom
-Jake has recently caught the family guy episode involving Mr.T, he's a happy panda!
-Big News, as you would have seen from the main page Jake has recently unvieled a new website called "Neon Genesis Evangelion Jake Style" which is dedicated to provinding you with Evangelion info as well as clairfy some questions about the greatest series ever. All of this is done with Jake's unique trademark sense of humour as well, coming soon from the Posse!
Issue 15 - June 30th 2001
-Once again Jake has fallen back in his Posse updates duties. Thus Justin had to whip together an update for the month of June at the last minute. We apologize. Norm McDonald must be crapping his pants right now.
-So apparently in the movie Pay It Forward kid star Hayley Joel Osmont is stabbed for no real reason. Couple this with Kevin Spacey's brilliant performance and the movie is no longer the worst of the year. Instead, that honour goes to the helluva crappy Dungeons and Dragons. Way to go Wayans brother, whoever the hell you are.
-Everyone who went out and saw the new movie Tomb Raider starring Angelina Jolie and thought it was good is officially not allowed to come to Posse Online anymore. If you bought the soundtrack featuring U2 be aware that the Posse is now coming after you personally.
-The Squid
-Many of you have asked if the Posse is okay, and if we are why the hell we're not doing new Mr. T vs. or something along those lines. Well, we will, but in the mean time check out Justin's cool new message board, the Mercury House Message Board!
-Looks like Snoop Doggy Dog has a second album out for the month of June. Let's forget he exists and just throw poop at him.
Issue 14 - May 15th 2001
-Jake and Justin have just discovered the meaning of life, the meaning of life is...the squid,
-So apparently the management at Pizza Hut on stone road in Guelph sucks, the Posse recently ran into trouble in ordering pizza at one of their locations when this rather overweight woman bitched them out simply for demanding the service they deserved after being ignored for a long time. The posse paid her back by drinking what was at least five dollars of free refills out of spite and thirst. mmmmmmmmmmmmm free refils
-So the posse as well as pretty much every non homosexual man with blood in his body would sure love to bone Anastasia from Sky, many many many many many times. Did we mention many many many times ^_^
-So why is Judgment with Mr.T not in theatres yet?????? Why God Why? Why did Bass is Base have to break up? Why God!!!???? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! Having flashbacks....DeNang...1969....watch out for Charlie up in the trees...Johnny, Johnny...JOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm okay ^_^
-The Posse is celebrating George Micheal day today...as they are everyday...because George Micheal day is every day! The Posse would like to take this time to announce that George Micheal is God...sure beats the hell out of a golden lamb doesnt he?
Issue Lucky numba 13 - April 28th 2001
-Between masterbating and spitting on the YMCA Jake of the CMposse has made an excellent find. While browsing at a used CD outlet he has found the last Bass is Base Cd in the free world. Memories of the Soulshack survivors is the name of the album and it rocks.
-U2 has got to be the worst band in the world, geez they suck, sorry but I had to get my anger against bad music out and thus I really lash out against U2.
-So apparently the Counting Crows are coming out with a new album, it is tenatively titled "Epilepsy Now"
-We are currently in the process of doing some rather large updates to the site so stay tuned and keep checking back, no this is not a shameless attempt to get more page hits we are actually doing a lot for the page including full bios of the posse, reviews of music, movies and the like and of course more productions which I know we have been promising Mr.T vs Macy Gray for months but as soon as we get together we'll do it. If not we'll do something else but excpet something new soon okay.
Issue 12 - April 20th 2001
-Jake has been castrated for not keeping up his duties with the Posse News. Oh wait, correction Eminem has been castrated for not keeping up on his "killing himself" duties. Dr.Dre is majorly disappointed.
-George Micheal is GOD!!!!!!
-The CMP has broken the gender barrier by allowing a girl to join the CMP. Way to go!
-Mario Tennis is still cool, same goes for U2 bashing, those Irish bad musicians really suck ass, yeah you heard us their Irish! terrible isn't it?
-Apparently the FGSA sucks more ass than the CLP. How is this possible? They really, REALLY try.
Issue 11 - April 16th 2001
-Hot damn it's been a while, I deeply apologize to everyone(even myself) for the long delay in the updates, my bad...It's just that those child molestors at the YMCA were after me and it got into this whole dilemma with these elvis impersonators who tried to hold Justin and I hostage but since Justin is helluva tough he used his superhuman strength, while I used my sexual powers to kick thier collective asses all in time for Iron Chef...or if you dont buy that lets just say I'm a lazy man.
-So Jake has a new girlfriend, the superbeautiful Tina. Otherwise known as the best girl in the world. Tine if youre reading this Jake luvs ya ^_^
-Justin has just found a cure for bad music, it's called changing the radio station off Energy 108. What a concept!
-New productions you say??? Sorry about that but the reason why we dont have any new ones up yet is simply because that since Justin and I live in separate towns now we dont get much opportunity to collaborate. This summer he'll be back and we'll be sure to crank out the productions like hillbillys have kids and we might just get another one out there soon if you harass us enough.
-What the butter is up with U2? They did the unspeakable when they dissed the music of the 1980s by making the horrendously innacurate statement of being the best band in a decade full of crap. This cannot go unpunished so if you ever see them anywhere, maybe on tour...no wait, if you are at a U2 concert than you too are the enemy so forget that. Anyhow just do us all a favor and spit on them, were't talking hork up a big loogie. Pretend that Bono is Eminem and spit on him.
Issue 10 - January 24th 2001
-Did any of you ever realize that Tiger Woods is a robot? Because he is...
-Apparently Tom Cruise has girly hair. Apparently I'm overkilling this joke too so I'll stop, alas it is no longer funny :(
-So Jake still doesn't have a girlfriend. This being single situation has been quoted as "sucking major busloads of ass".
-If any of you out there happen to come across a certain Y lifeguard named Kelsie Parsons do us a favor and spit on him, were talkin horking a major loogie too, not one of those minor spits. Pretend he's Eminem and spit on him.
-Did anyone out there hear Wide Mouth Mason's new album Stew? If not then you are some lucky bastards. It was so bad I couldnt' sit through the entire thing and was very tempeted to throw it in the garbage.
-Jake now has all 13 videos of Neon Genesis Evangelion. Can you say "Happy Panda"
-This just in, Justin of the CMP has just wacked Rage Angel of the CLP in the face with a giant raw fish in true stereotypical Japanese fashion. When asked about his motives he replied "I felt like it"
-Apparently the girl who is currently sitting next to me just said something real confusing. Go figure.
-Respect the Squid!
-Justin just recieved the Nobel Peace Prize for finding a way to make U2 not suck. Just kidding, doing such a thing is a physical impossibility.
-Hot damn this is the longest issue yet, I sure am bored
-So w ham was only the greatest group of the 1980's, If anyone knows where we can get T Shirts that say Choose Life on them email us at
Jake or
Justin and tell us!
-So the epidemic of people using pagebuilder programs still exists. It's real dissapointing to look at the source code of a webpage and it's all the jumbled garbage that you find from a pagebuilder program. Please take the time to learn HTML. Even if it makes your page look somewhat less than spectacular it'll be that much more impressive when people view your source code. If you see a good page made with a pagebuilder program it means nothing because any moron can do that(not to say that all people who use Pagebuilders are lazy). But when you see a mediocre page made with HTML it means that much more because the webmaster made it him/herself. So please, learn HTML, it's super easy and it's the official programming or Hyper Text Markup Language of the CMposse.
Issue 9er - January 22nd 2001
-All hail the squid!
-So it's comfirmed, Jake has three days left of being an official posse member. More info here
-Sp apparently George Micheal still kicks ass, pizza is still hot and Mr.Ts new movie Judgment still isn't out yet!
-History has been made! Jake just got the new issue of Rolling Stone(he subscribes) and for once in a couple of years Eminem was not on the cover! WOW! He'd have to check again but is sure that it doesnt even mention him on there. It did however give some mention to some show on MTV called Jackass so were' assuming that had something to do with Eminem, the ass part at least
-Sex is natural, sex is fun, sex is best whent it's one on one
-Here's Jake's impression of Tom Cruise..."ooooh look at my pretty hair, I look like a girl, I'm four feet tall but that's okay because I have pretty hair. I'm married to Nicole Kidman ooooh, her hair is almost as pretty as mine...
Issue 8 - January 8th 2001
-My deepest apologies that the next CMP production isn't finished, my laziness kinda took over and we decided to take a temporary hiatus from our work. Kinda like a Christmas vacation so that's why we haven't been updating. Fear not as we are back into the groove and ready to update.
-Did anyone else hear the new Our Lady Peace album Spiritual Machines? It's fucking amazing, one of the best albums I have ever heard, buy it!!!!!!!!!
-We finally have figured out what snow was saying in the posse themesong informer, the chorus goes as follows, "informer, yo no say that's who I'm a gonna blame, I like yo boom boom down, detective man said daddy snow stabbed someone down the lane. I like yo boom boom down." Finally our lives have meaning again.
-This just in, Dude Where's my car has got to be one of the worst movies I've ever seen in my whole life. What a piece of crap, I'd rather peel off all my skin and roll around in a big pile of salt than see that pile of stinkin steamin monkey crap again. Holy shit that was a bad movie, I am not kidding. So save yourselves people, for the love of God do not see Dude where's my car or you'll find yourself sayin "dude, where's my shotgun" really, suicidal people should avoid this film at all costs. If you are looking for a reason to live watch something like American Beauty or a Wham video.
-The CMP hereby declare this and everyother day "George Micheal day!" There is to be no work done, no crappy bands listened to and plenty of sex for all! Cuz George himself summed it up best when he said "sex is natural sex is good, not everybody does it, but everybody should, sex is natural sex is fun, sex is best when it's one on one."
-The CMP is starting up their own record label dedicated to ridding the world of crappy and sell out music. We are still trying to decide on a name for this record label and we care most about what you(the fans) think so send your suggestions either to Jake or Justin. We look forward to hearing what you think about this.
Issue 7 - December 21st 2000
-Well Chirstmas is coming, everybody's in the holiday spirit including the CMP, Jake is currently in florida for the holiday season and Justin is...doing stuff. Here's a little message from Jake talking about how he's enjoying florida and what we can watch for in the new year regarding CMP productions..."Hi, this is Jake from the CMP giving y'all a shout out from the state of Oranges, Sunshine and Old People. So far I'm having a nice time maxin and relaxin, but I'm not all relaxin because although I'm on vacation I'm currently hard at work on our next production, I'm trying real hard to have it up before Christmas but no promises okay. But be warned, we're being quite experimental on Mr.T vs Macy Gray so if you dont like what we've tried see it as an experiment which flopped and please don't crucify us for it. So my break time's up, back to work so see y'all around. Peace out!"
-The CMPosse is actually writing a sitcom starring Mr.T, It's called T time, watch for the pilot script soon.
-The 1st annual Fudgepacker awards are coming up soon, so vote for your fav fudgepacker, the contestants are Aaron Carter, Justin Timberlake, George Micheal, Eminem, or Boy George. This contest is sponsored by the Continental Linux Posse at www.geocities.com/clinuxp
Issue 6 - December 13th 2000
-Our Total Page hits have reached the thousands with a full count of 7164 hits distributed through our site. We Had no idea we were doing this well. Sadl our good "friends" at the CLP are only at 179. We Pity those fools and encourage you to view their site at www.geocities.com/clinuxp. They need the attention...badly
-In other CLP related news those guys are accusing us of changing their site around so that it contained homosexual content. The nerve of those guys, I mean really, have they no shame? Just because they cant control their own blatently homoerotic tendencies doesn't mean that they can take it out on us. We do not necessarily condone the opinions expressed on the CLP site but have put a link up in the spirit of good internet commmunity. What they put on their own site is their business.
-The next Production is currently in the conceptual stages so you can expect it out relatively soon, a realistic release date to expect would be in the new year. We'll try our hardest however to get it up asap and may come along sooner than you may think.
-In attidion to our Mr.T vs comics we'll also be introducing a new series very soon as well, don't worry though, we'll still do Mr.T vs and we hope you like our new series. We cannot tell you anything about it at the moment but in good time all shall be revealed.
-The CMP would take this to bring to light a growing epidemic amoung the internet community. The use of pagebuilder programs!!! The CMP always has and always will use good old pure HTML. Now we aren't dissing anyone who does use pagebuilder files but it seems to be taking all of the skill out of making a webpage. So it's okay if you have used a page builder program in the past but we encourage you to go out there and learn some Hyper Text Markup Language. It's not hard at all, I learned from Justin and what I didn't know I learned from studying the source code of other pages. That's what the view source code button is actually for. It's so easy Jake can learn it people!
-So in other news former Bass is Base singer Ivanna Santili is hot stuff. Schwing!
-Is it just me or does Nelly really suck ass? Email Jake or Justin to tell us what you think. We would make a Mr.T vs comic on him were it not for the fact that in a week nobody will know who he is.
Issue 5 - December 6th 2000
-Is Jake leaving the posse? Those rumors cannot be denied or confirmed at this time, if such a thing does occur you can be sure that he wont drop from the internet spotlight completely and still intends to work with Justin regularly to keep bringing you productions. Any possible departure from the posse would not have anything to do with problems within the group. Jake and Justin's friendship is still strong as it always shall be.Stay posted for updates regarding this matter
-Speaking of new productions stay tuned for our 4th CMP Production, the preview is already on the main site. You could say it is back to the old format after our last production was a departure from our usual ways.
-The Centennial Microsoft Posse has officially decreed that Coke is better than Pepsi
-Christmas is coming so dont just sit there, get yo ass out there and buy as many copies of Travelling Infinity as you can get your grubby little mittens on. Give a copy to everyone know and soon the whole world will know the greatness of Sky mwa hahahahahahahahaha!(Sorry Bowser for stealing your laugh)
-Love most certainly is in the air this holiday season. Justin Loves Rachel, Eminem loves Dr.Dre and Jake loves Sky. Can you feel the love tonight?
Issue 4 - November 27th 2000
-So Jake is now 18! Be afraid, be very afraid!!!
-Mr.T va Eminem is getting some nice traffic but it needs more views to live up to it's predecessor Mr.T vs Angelina Jolie. Our Email addresses are up on the main page so please send us some input, praise, hate mail or whatever you want. At the CMP, what our fans think is important to us so please send us some input.
-So today is election day, get yo ass out there and vote. As long as you don't vote for that gayass Alliance party we've got nothing against you
-So the new Posse themesong has been chosen. It's Informer by Snow, ya know the song that goes "Informer fdjsokdfjodjfsdofjweofjdsofjsdp I need yo boom boom now, fdsfdslfsdfjosdifjsdoifjsdofjsd I need yo boom boom now
-We've put up a link to the CLP site, go check it out, dont' worry, the link works so we really reccomend you check it out *wink wink nudge nudge*
Issue 3 - November 19th 2000
-The new Sky album is out and it rocks!!!!
-The long awaited Mr.T vs Eminem is now on the site, check it out. Hope you enjoy it.
-Jake's birthday is in two days, go Jake go!
-So apparently the CLP still isn't close to being funny, really those guys are about as funny as a Bob Saget comedy special.
-Justin's cat's name is Chubby (if you somehow didn't know)
-The CMP was recently held up in a snow squall, only to valiantly break free, saving several small children in the process! They were quoted as being heroes until it was revealed that their saving children was just something they did on their way to go get something to drink.
Issue 2 - November 13th 2000
-Apparently the CMP has a rival. The Continental Linux Posse or CLP. They are even trying to do the same thing as us minus Mr.T and the humour. Check em out sometime if you want to, I mean you could say that they were funny, you'd be wrong but you could say it. But we aren't angry at them, there's enough room for us all out there, think of us(the CMP) as Coke and them(the CLP) as Pepsi(oh big time diss). When asked for comment on thier new competition Jake from the CMP replied "I'm not offended at all, them ripping off my site is kinda like making a statue or monument to your God. It's flattering really."
-The New Sky album comes out tomorrow, woo hoo!
-So apparently Blink 182 still sucks
-The CMP needs your help, if anyone knows Edwin's last name or if anyone cares please email us
Issue 1 - November 9th 2000
-Jake's Birthday is coming up on November 21st, the big 18!!!
-The new Sky album Travelling Infinity comes out this Tuesday, November 14th. Jake likes Sky.
-The fourth Snoop Dog album of this week is apparently coming out tomorrow, so the real question is who gives a shit?
-Apparently Chris Currey still sucks ass. This comes as a surprize to no one.
-Judgement, starring Mr. T, is still not in theatres. Could we be any less happy?
-Justin has just been voted the sexiest man of the millenium by Time magazine beating out Brad Pitt and Harrison Ford. Way to go big guy!
-Catch the CMP on the cover of next month's issue of Playgirl!