| Quotes. more of them. |
| you know the drill. |
| "I'm making a pie. a big fat pie" - pie book "i once knew a turkey called turkey" - poem book (singing) "my little family" - Kenneth "I'm Ali G the deformed chicken" - Burnip "Its a giant caterpillar" - Simon R "Hi i'm Nelson Turkey. Ha- gobble - ha" - Julia "Do we make a cute couple?" - Burnip, hugging lampost "Muhammed! You sinful turnip!" - Julia, when Burnip exposed her chin "atomic turnip!" - Burnip "BOOM!" - me "You're my total idol, and one day i really will ride you like a pony" - Marc "Your ceiling has tits" - Julia "Thats where i bought my pie!" - Burnip "Shes like a blushing pie" - Fiona "The aliens are going aaah!" - Burnip, Kenneth and me (accompanied by face grabbing action) "Boom! Boom!" - Basil Brush "look at the screeny weeny" - Mr Wells (camp French teacher) "maybe we should turn into sheep" - Lucy "I want to live in a land of chocolate and... erm... mice" - Hannah "I'm a horse" - Hannah "Hannah, can i be in your fanclub?" - Jack Uttley "Scott, scott, scotty wotty wott" - hannah "Its my hands" - Burnip, in evil voice, holding gloves "Mr Cowel was billowing" - me (again, burnip wrote this is, not me) "Go away... FOOL" - Terry "because i'm marking year 13 ESSAYS!!!" - obese RE teacher "But I'm more sorry!" - Mr Cowel (bald, gnome like teacher) "i feel much like a pancake" - Amy "Ptupid, pnnoying..." - Lyz "potato!" - Hannah "Yes! potato!" - Claire W "I'm writing the answers on my tit!" - Burnip "divng into a pool of lesbianism" - Hannah "Its THAT COAT!" - Claire W, on Laurences coat "doesn't David remind you of Frankenstein?" - Claire W "CAUSE HE'S AN ELF!" - Holly "please click on me so i can lead you astray and show you pictures of cheese which you cannot have full size!" - Julia "You have very Christmassy earings" - Laurence, attemping a chat up line |
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