"Pie!" - Burnip, greeting Ben as he walks in the room
"When you look at her don't you just think 'look at that big ball of fun'?" - Burnip
"Don't call me jelly, bitch!" - Burnip
"He was glowing, and dare i say... DREAMY!" - random person
"I'm a pastry!" - me (Burnip wrote this one in as well)
"Well it's a long story... actually it isn't." me, about mr whipping cakes (and this one)
"Oh my god! i am Elijah Wood!" - Burnip
"Master is our friend"
"You dont have any friends, nobody likes you!" - Smeagol
"You've been bamboozled" - Jack Uttley
"My mum was burning so Simon's mum extinguished her" - Hannah
"My pants are pretty" - Lulu
"What's your favourite thing beginning with P and ending in Y?" - Julia
"Pie" - Ben
"With an S in?" - Julia
"Pies" - Ben
"I'm drowning in a sea of table" - Hannah
"I am the guru" - Jack Uttley
"Obscene" - me, about Titian (hannah wrote this one in)
"I play the gui-tar"- Julia
"I play the sofa!" - Burnip *hits sofa with drumsticks*
"I don't like shoes, they're prisons for feet" - David
"We're on our way home because we don't like druggies" - James
"Lets wiggle our bums like models" - random year 8 girls
"If he comes in here again, I'll get his socks!" - Marc
"DAMN THE LEMONS!" - Julia
"I'm like a magician" - Marc
"This place is dead. I'm bustin outta this joint" - Scott
"Its not fair. I loved that peanut." - Burnip
"Would I have breasts?" - David
"Bling bling" - Scott
"I kept hearing noises so i grabbed a fork from the kitchen and went out and was poking around in the garden because i thought i heard a bank robber" - Burnip
"I recommend poking me with a stick" - Andrew
"Shut up I'm trying to spasm!" - Burnip
"Why is he amazing?" - me
"He is Matthew Jones" - Laurence
