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| "Lyz was killing the turnips so I'm saving them" - Burnip "EVEN BEN spaced it out!" - Mrs Doublday (english teacher) "I'm gonna stab you to death with my big green pen!" - Ben "Then I got bored and ate everything" - Burnip "Hello I have rabies" -Burnip "Mr whipping cakes" - Andrew (my brother) "Why are you stalking me?" - Joe 'harpomarx!' Falconer "Its times like this I wish I could do a Mexican accent, then I really would be a mexican turnip" - Burnip "it'll corrode my eyes away!" - Sophia, Julias sister, on washing tablets "I'm not a paranoia, am I? AM I?" - Burnip "They're all having rampant turkey sex" - Julia "Why am I a sugarball? I'm not made of sugar and I'm not a ball" - Burnip "When we go on walks we actually bitch. We go on walks alot." Claire W "Argh, the spice of life" - penis from Dailyconfessons.com "Mr Booms gonna get you!" - Burnip "but barbie is the queen of everything!" - Julia "What would I be like if I was called Laura Barsnip?" - Burnip "LONG LIVE FASCISTS!!" - David "don't do a wee wee on me" - random year 7 "Whats a weepie? Am I a weepie?" - Burnip "Redditch... oh god..." - Dad "silly air. non-penis air." - me (i didn't write that in by the way, burnip did. i'm not that full of myself!) "Oh my God! I am Elijah Wood!" - Burnip "beep beep beep" - Mr Rees (scary IT teacher) "Whats wrong with my muff?" - Laurence "She has a willy, and a girls thing too!" - Scott "Am I a marmaset?" - Burnip "Come on Ken we've got to go save the world" - Hendy "Why?" - Ken "Because my lamb is getting cold" - Hendy "I climbed up the slide!" - Burnip "This fag is a hospital" - Bailey "I can crotchet" - Tom Blythman "His whole family looks like a family of potatos" - Burnip's mum, on Tom Blythman "Why is he so magical?" - Burnip "ah... ah... ah....booter!" - Mr Mavromatis (greek chemistry teacher) "ah Peter my butterball, my fat, sweet, butterball" - Jack Langdon |
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