Quotes
"We're being nuts" - Wierd bennies people from bus

"I like the treehouse people" - Wierd Fiona from bus

"I think I left my duffel boat at your house" - Lucy

"Ah! You hit my penis!" - Chaz

"I love 10 year olds" - Bus David

(singing) "Jack is a girl, Jack laid an egg" - Scott

"mooo mooo" - Simon A

"I'm not like Jack Uttley, hes ho-mo-sex-u-al!" - Marc

"He behaved like an oike" - radio football commentator

"I'm not a wiener!" - Wiener Boy

"I blame Dr Faye" - Julia

"Yoga helped me touch my toes (touches toe) wow! toes!" - Hannah

"Me and my brother had a love affair" - Kate Whittaker

"I puked in the London Dungeon" - Marc

"Whats your favourite bodily function?" - Scott

"Woohoo! A prodding stick!" - Marc

(on what she is most afraid of) "Claire growing really tall and saying in a booming voice 'HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED! NOW I SHALL CRUSH YOU LIKE ANTS'" - Julia

"I'm a yellow shoe. Nobody likes yellow shoes. They like blue shoes, and pink shoes, and purple shoes, and orange shoes and black shoes...." - Holly

"Excuse me you look like a willy" - Julia

"The water! It burns!" - Scott

"Do you like.... water?" - Marc

"I will not have a constipated face, I will not have a constipated face!" - Claire W

"I'm a good elf" - Tom

"I'm sorry but this stupid baldy is making me" - Julia

"I like men whats wrong with liking men?" - Simon A

"I like geese" - Scott

"but Captain pugwash will fall off!" - Marc

"I'm so hungry I could eat the bus!" - Burnip

"Don't eat the changing room" - Katie

"Ah Peter! my beetroot!" - Burnip

"Sometimes I wish I was a moth" - Burnip

"i wish i was a welsh moth" - Burnip

"i wish i was a flying orange, a WELSH flying orange!" - Burnip

"If i die you can have my oranges" - Burnip

"i don't like beetroots they're all... funny" - Burnip

"its like pie... and pie and all piey" - Burnip
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