| Quotes |
| "We're being nuts" - Wierd bennies people from bus "I like the treehouse people" - Wierd Fiona from bus "I think I left my duffel boat at your house" - Lucy "Ah! You hit my penis!" - Chaz "I love 10 year olds" - Bus David (singing) "Jack is a girl, Jack laid an egg" - Scott "mooo mooo" - Simon A "I'm not like Jack Uttley, hes ho-mo-sex-u-al!" - Marc "He behaved like an oike" - radio football commentator "I'm not a wiener!" - Wiener Boy "I blame Dr Faye" - Julia "Yoga helped me touch my toes (touches toe) wow! toes!" - Hannah "Me and my brother had a love affair" - Kate Whittaker "I puked in the London Dungeon" - Marc "Whats your favourite bodily function?" - Scott "Woohoo! A prodding stick!" - Marc (on what she is most afraid of) "Claire growing really tall and saying in a booming voice 'HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED! NOW I SHALL CRUSH YOU LIKE ANTS'" - Julia "I'm a yellow shoe. Nobody likes yellow shoes. They like blue shoes, and pink shoes, and purple shoes, and orange shoes and black shoes...." - Holly "Excuse me you look like a willy" - Julia "The water! It burns!" - Scott "Do you like.... water?" - Marc "I will not have a constipated face, I will not have a constipated face!" - Claire W "I'm a good elf" - Tom "I'm sorry but this stupid baldy is making me" - Julia "I like men whats wrong with liking men?" - Simon A "I like geese" - Scott "but Captain pugwash will fall off!" - Marc "I'm so hungry I could eat the bus!" - Burnip "Don't eat the changing room" - Katie "Ah Peter! my beetroot!" - Burnip "Sometimes I wish I was a moth" - Burnip "i wish i was a welsh moth" - Burnip "i wish i was a flying orange, a WELSH flying orange!" - Burnip "If i die you can have my oranges" - Burnip "i don't like beetroots they're all... funny" - Burnip "its like pie... and pie and all piey" - Burnip |
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