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Starring Brendan Fraser, this so-called re-make of the 1932 film, is the dullest thing to hit the screen in years. The Mummy also features some of the worst dialogue in recent memory. Go back to sleep Mummy man, we're already there.
I know a lot of people just love this flick, but I can't stand it. To me it represents Hollywood at its worst--all show and no substance. The Matrix tries so darn hard to be visually cool and thought-provoking but in the end it's just a hollow film featuring characters that we don't know or give a damn about. It also takes itself far too seriously.
Oh, brother, where to start here? Give a second-year film student an unlimited budget and this pretty much what you'd get. Directed by Oliver Stone, Natural Born Killers is a visual nightmare that tests your senses and your patience.
Is it conceivable that you could somehow go wrong with a film starring Julia Roberts, Tim Robbins, Kim Basinger, Tracey Ullman and Sophia Loren? Yup.
This meandering borefest once again proves that Robert Altman is America's most over-rated director.
This stinker was the final nail in the coffin for Mel Brooks. Creator of such comic masterpieces as Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein, Brooks finally bottomed out with Spaceballs and has never recovered. See Dracula: Dead & Loving It and you'll know what I mean.
The most talked about film of 1998, and the most forgotten film of 2000. Clearly a film with a serious message about the dangers of our media saturated culture, The Truman Show is just too long, too preachy, and too implausible.
