The Wisdom of the Great Chuck

A jolly little smiley face gazes at you. You are baffled by its happiness and envy it. 'Why are you so happy, you damned smiley face!' you think. Then you realize that your visiting him is all he needs to be happy.
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This is stuff like quotes, tips, etc.

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The best way to see a flying saucer is to trip a waiter.

The way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.

Technology Tip:
"When in doubt, smack it!"

"Ninety-nine bottles
of beer on the wall ninety-
nine bottles of beer"


is a haiku.

If vegetables screamed, we would probably still eat them.

Reality television is so... unrealistic.

Never lose your faith in Larry the crime donkey.

I've decided to call God "Lenny." I just thought it was lazy to call a god "God."

And now... The "Faq's" of Life

Beware of penguins bearing gifts.
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