Things I Hate

(or I just don't like very much...)

Here are some things I hate or just don't like.


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Chick-o-Stick (the nasty candy)
You've seen these before... they end up in your Easter basket and Halloween candy... they are the nasty looking orange things that look like cylindrical-shaped gum. Have you ever tried one? One day, I was feeling adventurous and decided I'd try on of those lil candies I had been staring at for all those years. Here is my best description after eating one: first off, the outside tastes a bit like carrot. the mistake is biting it and discovering it's not hard, but a rather rude gritty softness and a faint taste of peanuts with carrots, with a texture of thoroughly dried and smashed carrots. I couldn't spit the stuff out, because it was made of an odd material that, when mixed with saliva, can only be gotten rid of by swallowing. After I swallowed it, I could still taste it and feel the bits of carrot-like stuff in my mouth... even after rinsing with water and brushing my teeth. Damn you, chick-o-stick!!!
So, NEVER EAT A CHICK-O-STICK! And, if you like them, I am very worried about you.
Here is the AIM session when I ate my first Chick-o-Stick.

Oh, and if you liked that... there's a fun site called bad-candy.com that has similar articles. (But this was my own experiment, not one of theirs.)


Things I just don't like

Carnies
Ok, this might be a little mean. Carnies are carnival folk. They just scare me. Small hands... smell like cabbage...

ROTFLMAO!
Rubbing Old Thomas Finklemayer Like My Aunt Ophelia?

No,

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off!

How lame...

LOL!
Yeah, LOL is another annoying chat abbreviation. Stands for "Laugh(ing) Out Loud!" How lame...
I mean, why not write "hehe" or "hahaha"? They make more sense. Who says "LOL!" in normal conversation in real life?


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