The "Faq's" of Life

Allo, this is Chuck's FAQs section.
You'll find answers here to some "Frequently Asked Questions"

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The "Faq's" of Life

Life and what it entails

"Why are men so horny?"
Actually, women get horny too, it's just that men are so stupid that we would all die out if they didn't have a constant reminder of their purpose.

"How is it decided which pantsleg 'it' encroaches?"
Haha! A couple people (Meg and Ginny) have asked me this one... Here goes... [Continued...]

"Why havn't I been offered drugs like pot and stuff?"
Uh... maybe you hang out with the right people?

"If animals of today evolved from other animals, then why aren't they evolving now?"
Ok, I scrawled out an article in respose to this... There is a flaw in this fuzzy logic. The thing is, evolution involves necessity and a lot of time. Man has only been around a short while and not much has changed in nature in the time that man has cared to look... [Continued...]

"Why me?"
Good question. Because, you are an unlucky person.

"Where are my pants?"
Oh my... I don't know... or do I?

Stuff and Things

"Where are my pants?"
Uh... I don't know... and what are you doing in my yard at 2 AM?

"What's that smell?"
Orion.

"What's a plushie?"
orionisaplushie.8m.com

"No, wait... that wasn't my hand..."

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