102. All the Harry Potter Merchandise. Fucking quit already. Stop making board games, and start making more books.
103. Oversleeping.
104. The knowledge that someone somewhere is sad that Nickelodeon cancelled Butt Ugly Martians.
105. Robotic Clones of yourself always getting you into trouble.
106. The Looney Toons. Especially Tweety. Little bastard.
107. People who give their kids names that are weird, but not weird enough to be worth it. I figure, if you�re gonna give your kid a weird name, make it worthwhile and name him something like �Sparkplug McGee�.
108. Twins.
109. Twins who dress exactly alike.
110. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. It sucked too.
111. Libary. There are two �R�s. Two.
112. People who wear sandals with socks.
113. Guys who wear sweatpants in public.
114. People who are obsessed with keeping their shoes clean.
115. People who pay over $20 for shoes. Payless > your soul.
116. They keep changing Froot Loops. What the hell! It used to be you had your five colors and that was it. Now we have marshmallows and �rainbow loops.� It�s stuff like this that�s making the next generation into utter pansies.
117. Families who go to places like the zoo all wearing the same outfit. You�re a family, not a goddamn soccer team, and unless you start playing soccer right in the crowd, I�mma kick some ass.
118. People who just stop walking in the middle of the hallways at school.
119. People who walk down the hallways at school in a slow-moving, horizontal line that stretches from side to side.
120. Camouflage shorts. Come on.
121. Prime Numbers. They think they�re so much better than everyone else.
122. Sometimes I wear my badass hat, sometimes I don�t. But I can guarantee that the day after I wear it, at least one person will ask �No hat today, Chris?� No, asshole, I�m wearing my hat. You just can�t see it because it�s fucking invisible.
123. Shoes that are a combination of platforms and flipflops.
124. People who wear bigass jackets or sweatshirts in class and then complain about the heat.
125. Every time we watch a movie in history, my teacher will make a noise like �Ooh!� or �Wow!� every time she hears something interesting, even though she watches the same movie like five times a day.