The Big List of Things Chris Hates
76. People who say �Get a life�.

77. Old computer games that I love not working on my computer because it�s too good.

78. People who think the Matrix is real.

79. Telemarketers. Give it up. We have pop-up ads to do your job now.

80. Pop-up ads.

81. Porn dialers that install themselves on your computer just for visiting a site. Not that I visit those types of sites or anything�

82.  Essay writing.

83. Poetry in general.

84. Non-fun old people.

85. Idiots.

86. My last name sounds similar to �lame�. I hate people who make some form of joke referencing that and think they are god�s gift to comedy.

87. People who call me �Harry Potter� because I have glasses.

88. Chicks who look better in glasses, but wear contacts.

89. Gundam. Any kind.

90. People who think violence is hilarious.

91. People who think endless strings of cusswords are hilarious.

92. Headaches.

93. Any food that comes in a tube.

94. Over-reactive Moms (like the ones trying to ban Oreos from schools, because they might make kids fat).

95. Barbie. She�s creepy.

96. Summer Reading Lists. They should give us more choice in what to read.

97. Poison.

98. Girl�s friendships. Most of the girls I know are always fighting with at least one friend, or in the process of stabbing one/being stabbed in the back.

99. Infomercials.

100. Acid reflux disease.
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