52. People who commit suicide. Life is almost never bad enough to just quit on.
53. People who use internet shorthand in real life. (ex: ��and then he crapped his pants and I was all Ell Oh Ell�)
54. Potty Humor.
55. Old School. Face it, that movie sucked.
56. People who tout a movie as �The scariest goddamn thing you�ll ever see� and then it turns out to be less scary than the ticket price.
57. Tasteless humor (ex: going to a synagogue dressed as Hitler)
58. Soda cans and their amazing ability to pile up very quickly.
59. Clowns. The bastards.
60. Mrs. Reynolds.
61. Sheltered children.
62. Goddamn fucking e-mail forwards. I don�t want to make a wish, I won�t be getting any money from Bill Gates, and I don�t give one flying fuck if some kid in Uganda is dying of AIDs.
63. Extremely religious people. Religion is fine, but exercise a little moderation.
64. Racism. Grow up.
65. Feminism. Yes, you have a vagina. We�re all very proud.
66. The word �ain�t�
67. Those flash movies where they have you try and find something wrong with the picture, and then BLAM! Scary face and scream out of nowhere! It was funny the first time, but just quit already.
68. People who cut in line.
69. People who let their friends in line, who in turn let their friends in, who then let their friends in and so on.
70. Political Correctness.
71. Commercials where they make animals look like they�re talking. Badly.
72. Zombie attacks.
73. Homework. I see no point in it.
74. Abusive parents. Jerks.
75. Randomness. Now, don�t get me wrong, Random humor is the greatest when it�s done correctly. The randomness I�m referring to is when some person says �Monkey pie clown hippos in my pants are green on Tuesdays� and then thinks they�re the funniest goddamn thing ever.