The Big List of Things Chris Hates
126. The term Shero as opposed to Hero.

127. This is a direct quote from my History teacher, �I was thinking about the term �history� and I started wondering why it wasn�t �herstory.�� Its stuff like this that�s gonna give me an aneurism.

128. Really fat people who ride around Disneyland in those electric wheelchairs.

129. People who make out at school.

130. People who make out at school, but do it under a jacket or sweatshirt.

131. People who use @ in place of �at� in anything but an email address.

132. Camo clothing in general, come to think of it.

133. The Star Wars kid. It's not efing funny anymore.

134. Frankie Muniz, although I don't know exactly why.

135. Modern Art.

136. The Sims and all its expansions. The Sims 2, however, looks good.

137. Wiccans.

138. Mountain Dew: Live Wire. Give it up already.

139. Yes, Harvest Moon is a game about farming. Yes, I know it sounds boring. No, I don't need you to tell me how stupid you think it is. I enjoy it and you can go fuck yourself.

140. People who feel the need to tell me that Mountain Dew will have any adverse effect on my dangly bits.
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