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Hancock (Civics Teacher)Quotes
count: 6
Hancock: When I take over the world...wait...did I just say that out loud?
Hancock: Look at me! I can fly! (Jumps up and down)
Hancock: (talking about Bush) Look! He�s not evil! He has dogs!
Some guy: two dogs
Hancock: TWO Dogs!!!!!!!!
Hancock: That�s because Hollywood has the creativity of a toothpick
Hancock: So TV porn is bad, but radio porn is okay?
Hancock: Would you rob a store if there were anarchy?
Me: depends on the store
Hancock: (Pause)
Me: Well�if it was like Wal-mart or something�
Hancock: Okay�everyone remember, never elect ____ or ____ into a leadership position
Civics Class in General
count: 6
Me (on the death penalty): We should give them longer life sentences!
Hancock: Right�you are not allowed to die for another fifty years!
Anonymous (on death penalty): We could establish a quota
Hancock: We have to kill fifteen percent Hispanics�oh no! We�re over by .05 percent!
Anonymous (On the munchkin suicides): did he hang himself on purpose?
Anonymous: Why don�t we just bomb the Middle East?
Hancock: Because that would make Bin Laden happy.
Anonymous: Hey, he�s happy, we�re happy�what�s to lose?
Anonymous (Same Guy, Same Day): Who else provides oil?
Hancock: Nigeria�
Anonymous: Why don�t we just get oil from Nigeria?
Hancock: because they don�t make enough oil.
Anonymous: Then DRILL MORE HOLES!!!
Hancock: And who makes these bombs?
Anonymous: The president calls them up on a little red phone in his office.
Hancock: Instant Messaging is the doom of our society
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