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mochi737: hey...CAN a tiger burn brightly?
denki chan: william blake
denki chan: eyes, man, EYES
mochi737: i mean...wouldn't it kinda die?
denki chan: EYES!!!
denki chan: or bright orange fur!
denki chan: or maybe the fiery aura of a predator!
mochi737: And also, wouldn't it burn darkly...and very pretentioiusly?
mochi737: very condecsendingly
denki chan: i don't think a tiger would be pretentious
denki chan: that would mean it's kinda arrogant in a pecuniary way
denki chan: like it doesn't deserve to be pride
mochi737: well how do you explain the stripes then?
denki chan: it just is
denki chan: striking, not pretentious
mochi737: that's gaudy if you ask me
denki chan: tawdry
denki chan: no way!
mochi737: well my tiger is a pretentious one
mochi737: so there!
denki chan: tigers are one of the few organisms that canactually carry stripes off!
mochi737: :b
denki chan: i mean, god knows people can't
mochi737: zebras
denki chan: zebras have fat @$$e$
denki chan: oh my god
denki chan: i said that
mochi737: zebras man zebras are the ones that made stripes tres chic
denki chan: well, it's true...
mochi737: haw!
denki chan: those stripes have no slimming effects whatsoever!
mochi737: so...lets re write blakes poem
denki chan: lol
mochi737: pretentiious tiger burning darkly in a condescending and tawdry yet not show offy way
mochi737: in the forest of the night
mochi737: wait...
mochi737: the night has different forests?
denki chan: >sigh<
denki chan: you might say that
mochi737: isn't that like assuming the forests are owned by the night?
denki chan: cuz it's totally transformed by the dark
mochi737: that's a direct violation of our constitutional rights!
mochi737: er...yeah
denki chan: ...
denki chan: yeah
mochi737: the forests are being manipulated!
denki chan: maybe he just needed 'night" at the end of the line
denki chan: ah!
denki chan: lol
mochi737: sami pan and capn hannah must now go and save the forests!
denki chan: now this is pure and unadulterated ranomness
mochi737: LOL
denki chan: *randomness
mochi737: pretentiious tiger burning darkly in a condescending and tawdry yet not show offy way
denki chan: coming through the parti-owned forests of night and day
mochi737: in the forests that have been enwly liberated from the nazi control of the night
mochi737: LOL
mochi737: saving this
denki chan: put it on chirality
mochi737: I like yours
mochi737: LOL
denki chan: lol
mochi737: yes
denki chan: i like the first line
mochi737: yes
mochi737: oooh
mochi737: this is fun
mochi737: william blake is rolling over in his grave
denki chan: lol
denki chan: unless of course he was cremated
denki chan: or eaten by worms
mochi737: whats the next line of the poem?
denki chan: which wouldn't happen cuz worms are vegans...
mochi737: LOL
denki chan: uh....
denki chan: i have it here
mochi737: ummm
mochi737: his ashes and bones are rolling then
denki chan: tiger tiger burning bright
denki chan: in the forests of the night
denki chan: what immortal hand or eye,
mochi737: yeah>
denki chan: could frame they fearful symmetry?
mochi737: okay
mochi737: hands and eyes are NOT immortal
mochi737: that's merging state and religion
mochi737: which is definitely not allowed by the US constitutioin
denki chan: LOL
denki chan: ooh, brb
mochi737: separatiion of church and state yo
mochi737: kay
denki chan: back
denki chan: ya
denki chan: our tiger is also poltically savvy
mochi737: w00t
denki chan: what ... if you are aetheist proceed to choice a
mochi737: it's a liberal green party tiger
mochi737: okay
mochi737: it proceeds
denki chan: a) immortal hand or eye could frame they
denki chan: ...
denki chan: uh...
mochi737: you know what?
denki chan: stylish bod in orange and black stripes??
mochi737: I just realized that tiger are NOT symmetrical
mochi737: LOL
mochi737: you sound like your advertising a car
denki chan: LOL
denki chan: okay
denki chan: choice A) what immortal hand or eye could shape thy imposing but not symmetrical form?
denki chan: choice B) what possible deity/force of nature selected your imposing but not so symmetrical force
mochi737: LOL
mochi737: brb
denki chan: choice b con'td) none b/c natureis not a conscious being so it therefore holds no active part in making the tiger
denki chan: =end Tiger, Tiger: Aetheist's version =
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