Neighbour Conversation
A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia .......
He was having his coffee, croissants, bread,
butter & jam at the hotel's coffee house
A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down
next to him & started a casual conversation.
Malaysian: "You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?"
Singaporean: "Of course."
Malaysian: "We don't. In Malaysia, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants & sell them across to Singapore."
The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence.
Malaysian: "Do you eat the jam with the bread?"
Singaporean: "Of course."
Malaysian (chuckling): "We don't. In Malaysia, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all he peels, seeds & other left-overs in a container, recycle them,transform them into jam,..... before we sell it across to Singapore."
This time, the Singaporean retorted: "Do you have sex in Malaysia?"
Malaysian: "Why, of course we do"
Singaporean: "Do you wear protection"
Malaysian: "Of course! We wear condoms."
Singaporean: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
Malaysian: "We throw them away, of course."
Singaporean: "We don't. In Singapore, the government secretly puts them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum & sell them across to Malaysia, & that's the real reason why we banned chewing gum in Singapore.
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