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| Liz Remembers 4 | |||||||||||||||
| Elvis | |||||||||||||||
| One day, Debbie and I are home alone. I'm about 13, Debbie's prolly 11 or something. We were getting ready to get new carpet in the livingroom. It was Sunday, so there were newspapers laying about. I really had to go pee....realllly badly. Debbie was watching MTV or something, so I told her to mute it and watch something better. I go into the kitchen, take my pants off (leaving my underwear on) and say "READY!?" I started running and I slid on the newspaper kinda like Tom Cruise did (I don't know why, but I had a picture of Elvis doing it in my head) I said "Thank you, thank you very much." and I just let loose of all the piss I had. We were laughing for a while when we heard my mom's van coming up the drive. I threw a blanket over the piss and ran to my room. Debbie hid the rest. It was quite funny and I'd do it again in a second! | |||||||||||||||
| Cheek Warming by the Fire | |||||||||||||||
| This one takes place at my Grandma's house about 2 years ago. We were having a bean soup party (where we cook a huge pot of beans over a fire, also called a cook-out.) and almost everyone had left. It was starting to get dark outside and I was getting cold. Well, my backside was getting cold....hehe. Anyways, it was Me, Becky, Julie, Debbie, Eli, and Rachel. (Rachel and Eli are my cousins, Julie is my Aunt.) So, I get up, turn my back to the fire and stand there. I was getting frustrated because I was still cold after a while. I decided to just rip my pants down and full moon it! My cousins were both shocked and amused at the same time. They were laughing really hard. The other three weren't surprised. As I got warmer, and was about to pull my pants up, Julie told me she'd give me a dollar if I ran down the lane naked. So I did. I stripped down naked while everyone was laughing over the fact that it was only a dollar. I started running and I thought it would be funny, so I did a cartwheel. I felt nice n' free. Surprisingly, I wasn't that cold. I came back to my Aunt (still naked) and held my hand out. She payed me and so I turned around, bent over so my ass was in her face (haha) and dressed. We went inside, still laughing and my cousins told everyone what happened. ------ I later learned that Rachel's mom couldn't make her stop pulling her pants down....haha! The influencing begins! mwahaha! | |||||||||||||||
| Changing the Evil Baby's Diaper | |||||||||||||||
| So, Debbie and I are playing house. This was a while back, when we used to wear pull-ups. I was the baby and Debbie was my mom. She would never be the baby so I told her...If I had to be the baby, she had to change my diaper. haha! I'm such an evil bastard. I'm laying on the end of my bed, waiting for her to change me. The first thing she said was "Liz, you better not do it again." hahaha! Just that saying makes me wanna wet myself. She gets some scissors and cuts the diaper off of me and gets a new one ready. I was pretending to cry (but I was laughing while I was crying...hehe.) As soon as she came near me and put the pull-up over my ankles, I put forth all of my effort and pissed all over her. Nice long stream of piss...all over her hands and pajamas. I was laughing really hard with my....naked bottom half moving everywhere. Debbie started crying and screamed "Liz!" She ran out of the room and told Mom. Mom really didn't do anything, but when Debbie came back and saw that I was laughing histerically, she started laughing too. I had done this 2 times previously, she just kept falling for it. How pathetic. You just can't trust me when I'm naked. | |||||||||||||||
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