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| WARNING: These stories can be disturbing and gross, so, if you can't deal with them, get outta here. DON'T TRY TO SUE ME NOW! | |||||||||||||||||
| Liz Remembers 2 | |||||||||||||||||
| Pillow Rides | |||||||||||||||||
| From what I remember, this was a very long while back, pillow rides were rare. This meaning, I wouldn't get them very often. Becky and her friend Lauren, gave these. First we (my sister Debbie and I) would mount the pillows. Then, either Becky or Lauren would come around and pick up the pillow with us on it. They would make the pillow move up and down, side to side slowly, like we were floating. Well, anyway, I'm too fat for a pillow ride now. HA HA! | |||||||||||||||||
| Chinese Water | |||||||||||||||||
| Ok ,this story was from a little while back, but the whole thing is still recallable. So one time in the summer, Becky's friend Lauren was over. We were trying to make up a game to play, so I suggested we play restaurant. So we did. I had to be the waitress, so I went into the bathroom to think of a drink. I thoguht about it, and Chinese Water sounded funny. I was about to fill up the three Dixie cups, when I had a gross thought. Chinese water has to come from China. ( Think about it, china, add a Va to it.) So I dipped the water from the toilet, after I pissed a little in it. I gave it to them and I said, " Here is your Chinese Water, can I get you all anything else?" They said no, but asked why it was called Chinese water. So I told them, and they were PISSED! | |||||||||||||||||
| Piss and Vomit in Baggies | |||||||||||||||||
| This was like 3 or 4 years ago, when we first got our trampoline. I was jumping on it when I got this sick feeling. I also had to piss. There were baggies laying out, and I thought of something that would be so hilarious . I would piss and vomit in the baggies, and jump them on the trampoline. Becky, Lauren, and Debbie were laughing and "ewwwing". In the meanwhile, I was doing the same, but my mom was cooking supper. Our kitchen window is at the back of the house, in clear view of the trampoline. So my mom probably looked out the window, saw me jumping with something, and came out to investigate. when she finally realized what was in those baggies, she yelled at me to dump them out in the ditch. I dumped out the vomit, and pretended to dump out the piss. When she went inside, i looked at the baggy of piss. Ten minutes later, Becky comes around the corner and told me I better dump it out. Thats where the piss, was finally, released. | |||||||||||||||||
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