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| WARNING: If you have a weak stomach, please do not read these stories. They include piss, hurl, poop, vomit, and many other nasty things. This is your warning so you can't sue me! | |||||||||||||||||
| Liz Remembers | |||||||||||||||||
| Why Does She Remember These Sanity Puzzling Things? | |||||||||||||||||
| Are you kidding!? These are stories for the Grandkids! If you don't have any amusing stories to pass on when your wrinkly, people will start making fun of you and your crippled self. Pretty soon you will start to get Alzheimers disease and you will pass on not remembering these hilarious events! | |||||||||||||||||
| Memory Lane | |||||||||||||||||
| Piss in a Coke Can Dare | |||||||||||||||||
| One time I remember, when I was at Morgan M's birthday party we were playing truth or dare. I mean it was nothing really perverted just gross. So Courtney and Morgan are chatting over a dare for me, because they know I will do anything, they have to put their grossness together to beat mine. So they come out with the worst possible dare I have ever heard of. We were drinking Cokes at the time and mine was empty. I kept saying to hurry up because I had to pee really bad. So what do you know, they could barely get the dare out it was so nasty. They finally told me that I had to piss in my empty Coke can, and then drink some. So I did. It tasted nasty, it was very warm, not hot piss. It tasted like salty peanuts. I threw up after about five minutes, they were still laughing and telling me how sick I was when I felt the chunks rise. They knew I was going to hurl, so they ran into the livingroom and waited for me to give the next dare. I will never do this again and I advise others to do the same. It is still a funny story for the Grandkids though. | |||||||||||||||||
| Piss Slip N Slide | |||||||||||||||||
| Ok I was like 7, and I was a little perve. I had a Mickey Mouse chalkboard and I was getting bored with it. I always liked to run around naked, so I ran in the bathroom, got undressed, and thought about pissing. I had to go pretty bad. I was about to change into my swiming suit so I could go slip and sliding in the hose. I decided I could score some attention if I peed on the chalkboard and played Slip N' Slide on it. So I did. After a few minutes, my mom came in because my sisters were laughing so loud, Becky stopped immediatly while Debbie continued to laugh obnoxiously. My mom first got pissed at me and grounded me for a few weeks and then grounded Debbie too, because she was laughing. It was lucky for Becky that she had the sense to stop laughing otherwise she would have gotten sick too. This one would influence my Grandkids, which is even funnier! | |||||||||||||||||
| Bronchitus Brat | |||||||||||||||||
| Ok, this is a pretty short one, but I still laugh and saw aww when I think of it. I was about 7 (my curious stage), and I was starting to stop my temper tantrum phase. Becky who was 9 or 10, had Bronchitus. The doctor said specifically that Becky could only have clear drinks or water based drinks like water and Kool-aid. I really loved Pineapple juice. I also wanted to help my sister get over her sickness. So I ran downstairs, because Becky was thirsty. I can still remember the scratchy voice, the darkroom, and Becky laying on the end of her bed. It's so vivid in my mind, anyway, I grabbed a can of pineapple juice and poured her a glass. I brought it to the room, knowing that she wasn't allowed to have it, and I asked her if she wanted some pineapple juice. She asked me if she was really allowed to have it and I said yes. So she took a drink and set the cup down on the chair that was set out for her to have food and drinks. I secretly snickered to myself, thinking she might get sick, but I went out in the livingroom to watch T.V. | |||||||||||||||||
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