Thank you for your interest in my "Pure Joy Chihuahuas"
Sharon Ewen
[email protected] Phone 1-406-323-3256 Located in Montana
There was a time, there really was,
When I was sweet and tender;
When SHOW DOG meant a Disney Star,
And Bitch was not a gender.
I went to bed at half past ten;
I went to church on Sunday;
On Saturday, I baked the beans
And did the wash on Sunday.
But then I got a certain pup,
And an erstwhile friend said, "SHOW",
And so I did and so I do,
Oh, what I didn't know!
I used to dress with flair and style,
That was the life, don't knock it.
But now each dress from bed to ball
Must have a good bait pocket.
I used to have a certain air,
I wallowed in perfume;
I used to smell like Nuit D' Amour,
Now I smell like Mr. Groom.
My furniture was haut decor,
My pets a tank of Guppies.
Now I've furniture unstuffed,
And well-adjusted puppies.
Once I spoke in pristine prose,
In dulcet tones and frail;
But now I'm using language,
That would turn a sailor pale.
I was taught to be well groomed
No matter where I went.
Now all grooming that I do
Is in the handler's tent.
I used to long for furs and jewels
And a figure classed as super,
Now the thing I yearn for most
Is a nice new Pooper-Scooper.
I adored a man who murmured verse
Through intimate little dinners,
But now the words I thrill to hear,
Are just three - "Best of Winners".
I rise at dawn and pack the car,
The road ahead's a long one.
The one I routed on the maps,
Invaribly's the wrong one.
I really love this doggy life,
I wouldn't care to change it.
But when I get that BEST IN SHOW,
I plan to rearrange it.
When my time on earth is done,
I'll go without much nudging;
Just give me three weeks closing date,
And let me know who's judging.
Author Unknown