Alright boys and girls.. time to change our VICTIM of the WEEK. This week we are going for a twosome!! That's right two lovely sisters. After rummaging through their trash, I discovered they are both really big sluts. And a little bit freaky at that! I know they look innocent, but would an innocent individual have beastiality porn in their garbage? I think not. This is reason enough to drive them out of town. So, I have taken it upon myself to call their father and dicuss with him the better well being of his children. The beastiality was only a start, I threw a bit in about prositution and some satomasachism for a little charm. Who is he really going to believe after the pictures I showed him. There was also a mention of some cult activity, now they are on their way to the funny farm, so drugged up they don't even know what happened. I am in need of some volunteers to write their father and offer sympathy, make it look a bit more authentic and all. Say you were a part of their old gang, blah blah blah. Once again thank you for ALL your help.
Okay, so, what do you really want to know? An explanation for why I am so, umm, special, we'll use the word special. Well, that can be attributed to alot of things, eating paint chips as a child, maybe dropped a few times, my brothers (that right there is a whole nother therapy session), but all of this isn't important. Basically, I am 21 and live in Ohio. Near Dayton for anyone who actually is familiar with Ohio. Now I know what you are thinking, but people actually live here, it is not just overun by corn. Close, but not totally. I go to a local community college. Yes, I am poor and a bit stupid. That's why I am there. My major is public relations. Can you believe they are going to let me work with people? I am leaning a bit more towards a my minor in superhero powers. But the damn college doesn't offer it as a major. It's all against me. I work full time and go to night school. Believe it or not I can actually take care of myself, and my cat, can't forget the cat. I'm a hellcat, a bit of a Jezzabelle. I have a son whom may remain nameless. Can you believe they let me reproduce. I think I slid one by them on that one. He is the absolute light of my life. Whatever this boy wants, this boy gets. Jealous? That covers a good deal of me. There will be a test at the end of this session. And you cannot use your notes. Understand? Well I guess if you have any questions u might actually have to talk to me. Don't worry, I only bite upon request. Later all! Damn the man, save the empire!
There are so many insane ideas running thru my head. So you must check back for further elightenment into my world. After this drunken weekend I'm sure I'll have plenty of self incriminating pictures. Plus there will be a disgruntledhousewife inspired Dick List, only mine will contain pictures! Also we are starting a page especially for those members of our Fan club! So any of you that would like to join the fan club can email me your pictures and say a little something about yourself and I will surely add you to my page!
