Dick List...
This is a little addition to all the "people who suck.. a lot!" Here i get to vent about all the people that piss me off in my life. And if for some reason you feel offended by this, write me a concerned letter and I will post it on here and make fun of it.
Victor
Here is the poster child of why to use birth control. I think my life would be a little bit more fulfilling if I had never met him. Always wasted, never has a job, in and out of jail. Some of his more charming qualities. I think the highlight in my time spent with him was when the little pussy went off and hit me. If you are going to take a shot at me, then let me get one in too. Don't go running off like a little girl ya bastard. I can hold my own, maybe that's why you ran. I'm not concerned though, Karma will come back at ya, either that or Satan will be waiting to greet you in HELL. I come out a winner both ways.
Shawn
Mise well vent about at least one of my horrible ex-boyfriends. There are so many to choose from, so I'm sure I'll complain about more later. What in the fuck is wrong with you Shawn? Always so damn needy! So fucking selfish! I deserve a kick in the ass though for taking you back at all. I'm glad I never slept with you, you deserve so much less than me. So keep at it with your right hand buddy because you'll never be getting down my pants. Hopefully your dick will fall off and save any other poor girls from the diseases I'm sure you have aquired by now. Maybe you and Victor can share a condo in HELL.
Mrs. Carnell
I know what you are thinking, come on Brandilyn, let it go, it was high school. Well, I'm sorry, but of all people she HAS to be on this damn page. She sucked, a lot! Crazy ass bitch that thought a simple sporting event was a war. Working us to the point of exhaustion and then snickering when we get an injury. Well guess what! You look like a MAN and we all hated you! Every damn one of us!!
Ross & Adam & Lance
All boys that have screwed with the pretty little head of my girl Hartke! So, you all suck!! And Ross, I know your intentions, trying to get a piece of ass new year's eve, but HA my girl Hartke is better than that! So keep whacking it because she is not giving it up to the likes of YOU! And Adam, we all know that you kiss boys! Knew there had to be something wrong with you, otherwise you wouldn't have let a awesome girl like her get away. You like boys and you are not cute! Not in the least! Now Lance, damn you are sexy, but you suck none the less because you blew my girl off. Maybe you, Ross, and Adamn can get together and ya'll can train it together... just a suggestion.
Friendly's Waitress
Bitch wouldn't give me a children's clown sundae. 12 and under my ass. Like it is going to affect the money grubbing corporation's profits if I heaven forbid have a kid sundae! FUCK THEM.
Customers
This is very general, but well, they ALL suck! Stupid ass hicks. I think they should have to fill out a general IQ test before they talk to me. They all have a damn attitude, expect everything for free. Haven't they ever heard of a corporation? What do you think I am, a charity? Fuck them and their dogs.
Josh
He should have been mentioned a long long time ago. Josh is wrong on so many levels. Too damn sexy for his own good, and the good of any other females. But he was a shitty boyfriend. Romance for him was getting wasted and making out in the backseat of my car. I didn't realize someone could be so self centered. One of the better liars that I dated too. He actually was smart enough to fill his friend in on whatever bullshit he made up. But good looks will only get you so far and now you are in some trailer park with a trashy wife. Fuck you both.
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