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Since I seem to bitch a lot on this page, I thought I should do a tribute as well to the people who I LOVE in my life. Maybe it will seem like I have a heart or something. If you are not on this page and believe you should be, well then maybe I don't LOVE having you in my life, ever think about that? Or maybe it would take a simple gesture, such as money, to get on this page. Think about it...

Duane
See ya bastard, I put you first. Because if I don't put him first, I'll never hear the end of it. That and Duane does rock an awful lot. He is the only person that rivals my sense of humor. I've never had a guy friend care as much as he does. He makes me talk about my problems and just listens, which is all I ever need. I've never known someone to be as f*cking happy as he is all the time with all the crazy sh*t that goes wrong in his life. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? Has to be on some sort of drugs, possibly anti-depressants? Either way he is an amazing person in my life. All that AND he gave me a foose ball table, (the real reason I am still friends with him, give me things and I'll be your friend too)

Justin
Now Justin will be mad because he's second, but he knows I love him even if he doesn't give me things. Justin has such southern charm it is entoxicating. I always call him a player but I know it is really his genuine sincerity that is shining through. He has a way with words, mixed with that southern drawl of his can make anyone melt. We have an unreal connection and he has fastly become one of my closest friends. And while we get lost in conversation I know we will be friends for a long time to come. Although, Justin is not without his faults, those of which I'm learning to deal with. He has this attraction to these Barbie Doll waifs, he just hasn't discovered the stunning beauty and intelligence that lies within brunettes. But I'm working on that. And he thinks Brittney Spears and N*Sync is real music, he's been brainwashed, so this will take a bit more time to correct. None the less, I still love him.

Al
Al has become my cure for boredom. He keeps me company all day long and puts up with all my whining and bitching, that in itself is quite commendable. He also entertains me with all his interesting stories of what happens on his train ride to work. Al you are just a sexy bitch and the ladies are never going to give up, even with that ring on your finger. He deserves kudos for all the times he has cheered me up and made me smile.

Jessica
I'm sure my love for her could have gone without saying, she knows how wonderful and important in my life she is. We are so oppisite but seem to know exactly what one and other needs. I was devastated when she took off for Michigan, but even with her up north, I KNOW she will always remain my best friend. I'm still working on corrupting her, and I'm sure she is still working on saving my soul. We don't even have to speak and we know what each other is thinking. We will always be connected. I owe so much to her, she truly is amazing!

Mona
My goodness girl, I've never met someone as funny as you in my life! You make watching paint dry fun. It's a wonder the earth hasn't opened up and swallowed us together for all the deviant things we have done. I just have to look at you and I know you are wanting to make fun of the same person I am looking at. When you become a star I expect to live in your guest house free of charge. And get two pool boys, one for each of us. Mona also deserves HUGE props for getting up and going to the gym with me at 7 in the damn morning. And f*ck you Duane, we will keep going to the gym, we will become skinny bitches!!

Kevin
Undoubtedly one of the more interestng and entertaining of my friends! And a sexy one at that. He knows exactly what to say to make me smile. He has this stranger interest in wanting to eat my baby though. I love him none the less. Always entirely kind too me, just hasn't realized what a bitch I am yet. Besides being a great listener he has many other uses as well as calculating a car payment with intrest for me, slices, dices, and makes curly fries. Just a few of the many reasons he rocks. And although you rock Kevin, you are still banned from Ohio until further notice.