About Dare Dunning
(not really, but that's ok)

s.t.a.t.s..a.n.d..o.p.i.n.i.o.n.s

FULL NAME: Dare D. Dunning (The D. is a matter for speculation)
GENDER: Women fawn at my feet. Men generally do not.
BIRTHDAY: I was born at a very young age.
BIRTHPLACE: York, Pennslvania
HOME: I live in San Francisco California, But my business involves a great deal of travel.
HEIGHT: 5' 9"
EYES: Hazel. More green then Brown.
HAIR COLOR & STYLE: Light brown. Almost dirty blond, but not quite. But then, you've seen my pcitures I'm sure. ;)
THUNDERSTORMS - COOL OR SCARY?: So long as it's not a full moon, we're ok.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? I've never known love like youmean. Lust...yes.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Fill it with something strong and it won't be half anything for long.
-------PICK A SONG THAT DESCRIBES YOURSELF OR THAT YOU CAN RELATE TO:
ARE YOU A RIGHTY A LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTEROUS? Ambidexterious actually. Few people I know are. Part of my Uniqueness.

t.h.e..f.u.t.u.r.e

SCHOOL: Finished secondary education and was accepted to Yale. But then I met this british fellow named Winslow, and I dropped out to help him start some...business endevours, shall we say?
WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 10 YEARS? On easy street I hope. I don't like having to work for a living.
HOME: Yes, I hope to have a home.
NUMBER OF KIDS: I've never seen myself as the marrying type. The thing with katie Winslow really surprised me, so we'll see what happens with that.

h.a.v.e..y.o.u..e.v.e.r..?

BROKEN THE LAW: My name lends itself towards trouble.
RAN AWAY FROM HOME: Yeah. Thought about joining the Army for awhile...I was barely out of my biblical hero knickers back then.
CHEATED ON A TEST: I'm going to say it was my lucky stars that got me into Yale...it sure wasn't my grades.

HAD A MEDICAL EMERGENCY: Yes, I have. My own, and other's. When I was 6, I fell into a pond and nearly drowned...passed out and the next thing I knew my older brother (ten years older) was hanging me upsidedown by my legs, and my mother was hitting me in the back till I coughed up water. First time I ever had water come out my nose.
Then there's the time I was 13, and me and a bunch of other boys who were playing hooky were daring each other to do some dasterdly deeds. I wasn't going to do it...but then Joel Macruthers (who always was a jerk) triple-dog-dared me to climb the ivy on the side of 1st bank, all the way to the clock tower. Only one other kid had ever done that, and he had to be rescued with a ladder pushed across from another building cause there's no other way down. So, being an idiot myself, I did it. I took off my shoes and socks (that alone made my mother hopping mad.) and climbed to the second story window level..(staying out of sight, of course) and then It happened. I'd grabbed a really weak branch, and it broke beneath my feet as I pulled myself up. I fell nearly the whole way down, but there were these ten foot tall hedges at the foot of the building that broke my fall. I managed to get off with a few broken ribs, and a sprained wrist, and alot of scrapes.

d.o..y.o.u..b.e.l.i.e.v.e..in..?

LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: Not hardly. I'm not sure I believe in love at all. too idealistic I think.
GOD: Perhaps, but he's never someone i've worried about. I'm sure if there was a God, he'd have struck me dead with lightning by now.
GHOSTS: again, perhaps. Who knows what's out there lurking?
HELL: Something I'd rather not think about.
YOURSELF: Oh yes. I can exude confidence so much sometimes that it oozes from my pores.

w.h.i.c.h..i.s..b.e.t.t.e.r..?

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate, but in small amounts. Too much makes me sick.
MUD WRESTLING OR JELLO WRESTLING? Only mud wrestling I've ever seen was on a farm back in the day. Didn't much care for it. Too dirty.
ORANGES OR APPLES? Apples from Lancaster County. second to none.
BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? I have a thing for black hair. Dont know why, but it intruiges me.

w.h.e.n..w.a.s..t.h.e..l.a.s.t..t.i.m.e..y.o.u..?

CRIED? Not since I was a child I'm fairly certain.

w.h.a.t..

IS YOUR MOST PRIZED AND IMPORTANT POSSESSION? Hmm...not sure. Maybe the watch I inherited from my great grandfather. Gold, with diamonds inlaid on the cover and the wind up key.
WHAT IS THE WORST SONG YOUVE EVER HEARD? "She'll be coming round the mountain." What a bloody rediculous question! Like I keep score or something.
IS THE BEST THING THAT HAPPENED TO YOU TODAY? I had a MOST delightful quiche dinner. Cooked to perfection, with sauteed onions and parabella mushroom. Remind me to give my cook a raise.
WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT IF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? "Limey! What IS all that racket down there?" my cook was having difficulty with the parlor maid. throwing pots or something.
WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER MOST ABOUT THIS YEAR? ask me in a couple of months, when the year has gotten under way a little more.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 3. I have no idea why.
WHATS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? A hunter green wallpaper, with a few tasteful oil paintings by Waterhouse. He really does have a knack for capturing a beautiful woman on canvas.
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING NOW? Grey flannel drawstring pants. Not much else.

f.a.v.o.r.i.t.e.s..

FAVORITE RELATIVES: My cousin James, and his lovely neighbor Lauralei
FRIENDS: Don't really have anyone I'd call a friend Though I'm in the company of Bain Winslow quite often. And some of those other blokes here abouts.
BOOK: Idiots guide on how to get rich quick
FAVORITE DRINK: I do enjoy a good douse of chenin blanc after dinner.
FAVORITE SOUND: Silence.
FAVORITE SMELL: An excellent aftershave like cologne le ardour
FAVORITE WAY TO RELAX: harassing people in the Funny Cheney Things forum.

i.f..

YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE? Job? You mean work?
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? What do you take me for? A bloody sailor?

IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I already have one. I see everything. And I have X-ray hearing as well, which I just discovered last night.

d.o..y.o.u..

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? Never have
GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? Well, beyond the petty details like I've not seen them in 12 years, and I left with my father chasing me with a fire poker...I'd say certainly.

w.h.o..

IS YOUR BIGGEST CRUSH RIGHT NOW? That lovely lass who sang soprano at the opera last night. I'll have to go see that again, to find out her name.
DO YOU HATE? I've not been known to carry a grudge. Don't really hate anyone at the moment. But that could change you know.

And thats all she wrote. Literally.

Have a seat
Tast testing the books
Complicated musings
Season your vocabulary
Main ingredients
Tofu? ha!
Carefully measured
Close the microwave
Napkin Folding for Dummies
Icing on the cake
A good menu

this is what happens when you put silly people in charge of the cookies.


something goes here. not sure what.



eg. is not a proper abbreviation
What was she thinking?
"Oh dear."
"That was a terrible dream"
"MUSHROOMS! NO!"
"It looks good on you!"
"It looks good on you?"
"Beige, yes."
"Fill in the blank"
"No, I'm sorry there are no vowels"
"Spit on a stranger? how delightful."
"The answer is no."
But she really thought...


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