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Eric Cartman
Eric is the "fat kid" and the
other kids
constantly make fun of him
because
of his weight.
He's also the stupid one who
mixes
things up
and makes himself look like an idiot.
He lives
with his hermaphrodite mother who tries to
make him feel better by feeding him
"chocolate chicken pot pies" and
"Cheesy Poofs". Eric owns a cat
called Kitty and a pig named Fluffy.
Throughout the year he searched to
find out who his father was, only to realize that his mother was his father and his mother is unknown. When Officer Barbrady is fired for his illiteracy, he becomes Deputy Cartman, and he begins to enforce the law in South Park
Kyle Broflovski
Kyle is the smart one.
Everyone
makes
fun of him because he is
Jewish.
At
Christmas he plays with his
"imaginary
" friend Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo.
He owns an elephant and has tried to mate him with Cartman's pig, Fluffy to form a new species of pot-bellied Elephants. Each week he announces that Kenny's killers are Bastards.   Downloads
Stan Marsh
Stan is a normal, average,
American,
mixed-up kid. He dates
Wendy
Testaburger but throws up
every time she talks to him.
He
is the
South Park Elementary
Cows star Quarterback. He has
a gay
dog named Sparky and an older sister named Shelly who beats him senseless and accuses him of making fun of her "appliance". His aging grandfather also lives with him and continually pressures Stan into killing him. Every episode he announces Kenny's death by saying "Oh my god, they killed Kenny!"
Kenny McCormick
Kenny is the unlucky
one
and
dies a different way each
episode.
He is poor and lives in a run-down
shack with his violent and drunken
amily.
He is muffled when he speaks, and we are
left only to guess at what he has said.
Wendy Testaburger
Wendy is the little bitch of
the
kids.
She hates anyone that tries to
take
Stan from her. Her best friend
is
Bebe,
and she is going out with Stan.
She is
an environmentalist and according to
Cartman
a tree-hugger.
Ike
Ike is Kyle's little brother.
Ike is
adopted.
He is really Canadian, hence
his head
moving
like Terrance and Philip's. He is often
mistaken for a garbage can. Kyle enjoys
kicking Ike, but deep down inside loves him and defends him. Catch Phrase: Don't kick the baby
Shelly
Shelly is Stan's sister. She
wears
headgear for her teeth, and
beats
the crap
out of Stan. Although she
doesn't
like her
little brother, when he gets into trouble
she
sticks up for him, but in the end she'd
prefer to run him over with a lawnmower.
Bebe
Bebe is Wendy's best friend. She
thinks Kyle has a sweet ass.
Wendy
tells her about her secret
attraction to
Cartman.
Kenny's Brother
This is Kenny's brother. He's
filthy
and is not too smart because
he's poor.
Filmore
Filmore is one of Ike's classmates.
He runs against Ike for
Kindergarten
Class President. His aunt is the
famous
Rosie O'Donnell.   Downloads
Timmy
Timmy is one of the boys friends.
He's retarded. The only things
Timmy
can say
is his name, and his turkey's name.
Starvin' Marvin
Starvin' Marvin is shipped
to the
boys from Ethiopia by Sally
Struthers.
They boys donate five dollars to the
foundation and get Marvin in return
Tweek
Tweek drinks a little too
much
coffee.
His parents own a coffee shop in
town
and he sees small little creatures stealing
his underwear.
Token
Token is a classmate of the boys.
Cartman gets arrested when
he
hucks
a rock at Token's head
Butters
Butters is a school friend of the
notorious
four.
He's usually stuttering and
getting
mocked
by
the four boys. Once Mr. Garrison's entire
class made Butters into a "Get Well Card" for Kyle.
Pip
Pip is the boys school friend.
They
like to torture him by calling
him "
fartboy" and spitting in his eye.
Craig
Craig goes to school with the
four
boys.
He's
constantly flipping people off. Craig
was
t
rained once to
be a Sumo Wrestler by Cartman. The kids
were
bored and wanted to see him and Tweek get
in a fight to see who would win. Turns out both him and
Tweek are pretty big pussys.
Clyde
Clyde is a school friend of the four
boys.
He's the fattest kid next to Cartman.
When
Cartman goes to jail for a hate crime
agains
Token, Clyde is made into the fat kid.
The Quints
These are the Acrobatic Romanian
Quints.
The boys decide to kidnap them so
they
can act in their circus. Janet Reno comes
and forces then out of Stans house
on
Easter Sunday dressed as an Easter Bunny.
Jimmy
Jimmy is the new kid in Stan,
Cartman,
Kenny and Butters Mountain
Scout
Troop.
He likes to be called "Handi-Capable"
He
ends up outshining our beloved Timmy
with his stand up comic routine. Timmy
shows him a thing or two about kicking ass.
Scott Tenorman
Scott Tenorman tricks
Cartman
into
buying his pubic hair for $16.12.
He
goes to
Cartman's first annual Chili Con Carnival and
finds out that he made a big mistake messing
with the fat boy.
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