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TUNE IN! Wed. & Sat. 10 PM / 9 C This week on South Park: The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer |
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| Episode Guide - Season #1 The episode guide provides a brief description of each South Park episode, with links to downloads for the episode and any guest stars who may have appeared on the program. |
| Episode 101: Cartman Gets an Anal Probe Original Air Date: 08-13-1997 While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors abducting him from his bed. Meanwhile Kyle and Stan try to convince Cartman that the dream was in fact a |
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| Episode 102: Weight Gain 4000 Original Air Date: 08-20-1997 Mr. Garrison starts the day off with a special announcement; one of South Park's own has won a national essay contest. Everyone is shocked to learn that the winner is Cartman, who doesn't even remember what he wrote about |
| Episode 103: Volcano Original Air Date: 08-27-1997 The boys get together with Stan's Uncle Jimbo and Jimbo's war-buddy Ned for a hunting trip in the nearby mountains. After Cartman's mom makes sure her "little" boy is safe and sound (much to Cartman's dismay) the group heads off for adventure. As they drive away from he town, Jimbo explains the "finer" points of hunting. Downloads |
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| Episode 105: An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig Original Air Date: 09-10-1997 Stan notices a new addition in their bus stop crew, an elephant standing alongside Kyle. At school, class lessons for the day involve genetic engineering (conveniently enough). Kyle questions the possibility of a genetically engineered elephant made smaller by design. The boys have to beat the rough kids in their genetics experiment, and will try anything to do it. |
| Episode 104: Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boatride Original Air Date: 09-03-1997 Guest Star - George Clooney as Sparky Stan's got a new dog-named Sparky. Stan proclaims his pet to be the toughest dog on the mountain. Though while Stan thinks his dog is ready for fighting, Sparky proceeds to hump Sylvester like a little bitch. The other boys taunt Stan about his gay dog and Sparky runs away to find someone who will love him for who he is. |
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| Episode 106: Death Original Air Date: 09-17-1997 "Happy Birthday" to Stan's Grandpa Marsh ho just turned 102. How does the wizened Mr. Marsh feel about his birthday? He sums it up in f his life enlisting Stan to do it for him. However, Stan is aware of a very important thing if he kills his grandfather, he'd be in trouble, and if he's in rouble he can't watch Terrance and Phillip. Downloads |
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| Episode 107: Pinkeye Original Air Date: 10-28-1997 The first Halloween episode starts off with the failure of the Mir Space Station, which crashes right on Kenny. An ambulance comes and takes his body off to the morgue. The boys start to brag about their Halloween costumes. At the morgue, a freak accident involving a bottle of Worcestershire occurs, and next thing you know Kenny is a member of the undead. Kenny breaks free and wanders off into the night. Downloads |
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| Episode 108: Damien Original Air Date: 02-04-1998 Guest Star - Michael Buffer as Himself Eric is handing out invitations to his birthday party at school. Mr. Garrison informs them all that there is a new student joining the class. Announcing to all that he is Damien, the son of Satan. Even as Damien demonstrates his demonic powers the children are more loathsome than impressed. Downloads |
| Episode 109: Starvin' Marvin Original Air Date: 11-19-1997 The four boys are at Cartman's house watching the " Terrance & Philip Thanksgiving Special" on television. During a break from the show, a Sally Struthers commercial convinces the boys that the prospect of a free "Taiko" sport watch with a five-dollar donation is irresistible. Typical greedy American youth. So Stan dials in, using his moth |
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| Episode 110: Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo Original Air Date: 12-17-1997 South Park Elementary is on stage rehearsing for the schools play. Kyle begins to sing a song about Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo. Of course, no one has any idea what the heck he's singing about. Kyle explains that Mr. Hankey comes every year to all the good boys and girls who have a lot of fiber in their diet. Everyone thinks |
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| Episode 111: Tom's Rhinoplasty Original Air Date: 02-11-1998 Guest Star - Mystery Guest as Ms. Ellen Wendy and Stan discuss their plans for romance. Principal Victoria comes into the classroom and announces that Mr. Garrison is going to be out and that a substitute will be taking his place. The lovely Miss Ellen speaks to Stan and he pukes all over his desk. Wendy is upset because Stan only pukes wh |
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| Episode 112: Mecha Striesand Original Air Date: 02-18-1998 Guest Star - Robert Smith as Himself The boys meet up with Barbara Streisand who wants to take over the world with Kyle's discovery and an archaeological dig. Leonard Maltin, Sydney Potier, and Robert Smith come to the rescue to defeat Bab's and her terrible destruction. Downloads |
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| Episode 113: Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut Original Air Date: 02-25-1998 Guest Star - Mystery Guest as Mr. Kitty Cartman needs to find out who his father is but his mom is no help. Learning that his father could be one of the many people that his mom "had relations" with during an annual party called "The Drunken Barn Dance," he finds that there's more to his mother then he thought. Downloads |
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| Episode 201: Terrance & Phillip in Not Without My Anus Original Air Date: 04-01-1998 The show starts off with the build up from last season�s cliffhanger revolving around Cartman�s paternal origins. However, just as it seems they are about to get on with the second half of " Cartman�s Mom Is A Dirty Slut," they do a 180 degree turn-around and reveal that for April Fool�s Day they will be showing Terrance & Phillip in "Not Without My Anus." |
| Episode 204: Ike�s Wee Wee Original Air Date: 05-27-1998 Ike�s going to have a Briss and everyone is invited! Stan, Kenny, and Cartman find out what a Briss really is and try to warn Kyle that his parents are going to cut off Ike�s wee wee. Kyle sends Ike away to protect him from his scissor wielding |
| Episode 203: Chickenlover Original Air Date: 05-20-1998 The Booktastic bus is in town and soon everyone finds out that Officer Barbrady can�t read. He is whisked off to school with the boys so he can save his job. While he's there someone in South Park is having sex with the town's chickens and only Officer Barbrady with his new deputies Kenny, Kyle, Stan, and Cartman can stop them! Downloads |
| Episode 202: Cartman�s Mom is Still a Dirty Slut Original Air Date: 04-22-1998 Dr. Mephisto is about to reveal who Eric Cartman�s father really is! Glass shatters and gunshots ring out. A mysterious assailant apparently shot Mephisto while the lights were off. Much to Eric�s chagrin, they rush Mephisto off to the hospital. Chef rushes out the door with Mephisto in hand. They must fight against time to learn Eric�s background, who is his father? Where does he come from? Downloads |
| Episode 206: The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka Original Air Date: 06-10-1998 Mr. Garrison assigns the boys learn out about Vietnam from somebody they know. Stan's Uncle Jimbo and his friend Ned tell the boys their outrageous tale. Mr. Garrison doesn't believe the boy's report and gives them detention. They plot revenge against Stan's Uncle by submitting a phony video of the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka to them. Downloads |
| Episode 205: Conjoined Fetus Lady Original Air Date: 06-03-1998 Kyle is injured and must go to see the school nurse and is terrified because of the stories he's heard. She looks fairly normal, except for the de ad fetus sticking out of her head. Kyle's mother educates the boys on her "condition" and decides that everyone in South Park should be made aware. Meanwhile, the South Park Cows dodgeball team goes to the state, national and finally the international finals in China. Downloa |
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