In our last adventure our heroes inducted a new member and defeated the Drone Operator. We now join our heroes after the movie...
"What the fuck was that about?" asked Zach. "You know damn well what that was!" replied Adam. "Yeah that was Eva and Adella you shit head, " confirmed Drew. "That scared me!" replied Justin. "Yes, it did," replied all. "I think they're evil and should be stopped!" offered Zach. "I concur," answered all.
So they all jumped into their Superhero Rides, Cpt. Oblivious with his Volkswagon Bus, Zach (as Ice Cream Man today) in his low-rider Ice Cream Bus *with hydraulics*, Alderman with his rocket-power wheel chair, and The Mole with his Mole-Mobile(it goes underground, betcha didn't see that one comin') and they headed towards the coast. At the coast they realised they needed a ship to cross the big-ass ocean, so they used their Supehero influence(what influence?) to borrow a ferry. Once at the European coast they headed towards Germany to stop the evil Eva and Adella from fucking up the world. You see, Eva and Adella call themselves "Performance Artists" but our heroes have seen through thei disguise and realised they are evil. So they all load into Cpt. Oblivious' VW Buss(ya' know, to fit in and be conspicuous-like) and started looking. They quickly found the evil them scaring little children into a zombie-like state, making the children their Zombie-Slaves. Now, since they're children, our heroes don't want to hurt them, so ICM breaks out his Ice Cream skills to turn the kids back into normal kids(yummie, he used chocolate chip ice cream). Now, for Eva and Adella, but wait, what's this? They seem to have gotten massive on our Fearless heroes(fearless, yeah right!). Starting off the fight was the giant Adella with his Good Morning Featuring attack(its an amazing mind attack) that just sent Cpt. Oblivious to the ground in pain. In response, ICM uses the Cherry Garcia(a massive Jerry Garcia is conjured up) that just whips the shit out of the giant Adella with a giant guitar. The next move was a combination by The Mole and Alderman called the High Five(one gets in front and one gets behind and they give an imaginary high five) Iimmediately squishing the villain's head. Eva never even got off an attack, oh well. With our battle now over they are trying to revive Cpt. Oblivious and it looks like he'll be fine. After the fight The Mole and ICM insist on going to Amsterdam(gee, wonder why?)...
JOIN US NEXT TIME IN ...
AMSTERDAM AND THE X-MEN(BUH BUH BUH)
We last left our heroes in Germany after battling Eva and Adella, and they were on thier way to Amsterdam.
Today our heroes are arriving in Amsterdam, but wait, what's this? It's been destroyed!!! Luckily enough, a trail has been made, so our favourite heroes(yeah, favourite, sure) will now follow it. Wait, who's this they've found? Well it looks like a helluva lot of moles from Spy vs. Spy. The Mole startes up a conversation and finds out they're actually fighting on the same side, and they're helping the X-Men. "Well, isn't that fucking great? " comments Cpt. Obllivous. More conversation follows, and they find out the X-Men are fighting all of the DC comic-book people. So the JULI decided to team up with Spy vs. Spy and the X-Men. C'mon, its the fucking X-Men, how can you now join their side? They hurry to join the X-men and fight the DC bitches. When they get there they realised the X-Men definitely need help, so upon first sight Cpt. Oblivious blasts that bitch Batman with the Eye of the Jew. Mr. Slippery(that's right, he's fucking back y'all) starts with the Smile of Death(if you saw him smile, you'd know) destroying all of the Fantastic Four, and drawing Super-Girl to the good side with that sexy(yeah right) smile. The Mole teams up with NIghtCrawler to take on Superman, he's hard cause he can fly and shit, so Nightcrawler's transport comes in handy. He transported The Mole up to Superman's back and The Mole planted his Rubber Duckie on Superman. Then, bitch-bang, the fucker's blown in half. What's this now? It's the Ambiguously Gay Duo! We're gonna let the Spies take care of them. Next, it's Cpt Oblivious and Gambit, yes the coolest X-Man, taking on some DC Bitch. While Gambit's throwing those cards like there's no fucking tomorrow(there might not be...) Oblivious is throwing his Nirvana Bombs(y'know, the Nirvana smiley face*shameless plug*) and it all explodes and the DC Bitch finally goes down. Now it's Cyclops and Alderman makin some Serious Havoc(that's what it's called when they both use their eye blasts, duh) on about half of the DC BItches. They're flying fucking everywhere, wait a second the Flash has realised he's on the wrong side and changes to our side. Now it's time to really fuck shit up. Mr. Slippery, Flash, Beast, and Cpt. Oblivious take on more DC BItches, and guess what? They're KICKING ASS!!!! The Mole and Rogue are taking on the biggest DC Bitch(like I really know his name? C'mon people. But it's not like it matters cause we're winning). Jean Grey and Alderman are using their superiour mind power(Alderman, has superiour mind power? YEAH RIGHT!) to open a can on the Bitches. OH SHIT, what's this? It's the finishing move of the JULI, it doesn't even have a name, that's how powerful it is(no its just too lame to name really). It happens when you make the sign language for "I love you" and the rock on sign(the horns, damn you're lame). But what it does is it makes the biggest fucking fireball you've ever seen and it demolishes the majority of the Bitches. The X-Men are finishing the rest of the Bitches. Now that it's all done and over with, it's time to go home.
Upon returning to America, the X-Men, JULI, and Spy vs. Spy all go back to the JULI headquarters and have a big fucking party to celebrate beating the DC Bitches. And, yes, Mr. Slippery brought back Supergirl, and the Flash joined the party as well. After the party they all crashed for about two days and everyone has to leave and go to their hometowns to save them.
TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR MORE JULI ADVENTURES... OR ELSE...
