Our adventure today started when the Deuche Brothers attempted to rob the Target in the Just Us League of Imperial's hometown of Imperial. Well, you knnow the JULI didn't like that shit, oh no, not at all. So they quickly got their asses over there at once. The JULI, consisting of Captain Oblivious, Mr. Slippery quickly started whipping the shit out of the Deuche Brothers. Things started to go wrong when the Deuche Brothers teamed up and used the Power of the Deuche,(all it is really is just a lot of soap and a knot) capturing all but Mr. Slippery, who as you know has a natural immuntiy to all things involving water. Mr. Slippery quickly headed to the back of the store and started planning how to get the other two free. He used his control of lightning to strike the fusebox, making it completely dark, and he ran and untied the other two. Following this everyone ran outside to continue the battle. The first move was made by Caprtain Oblivious, he used the Eye of the Jew, a pwere-heat blast from the eyes, and sent the eldest Deuche right into the wall of the mother-fucking store, rendring him unconscious. The next move was made by Alderman using the Kick of Justice, a kick in the nuts, and dropped the mid-eldest Deuche. The next move was made by Mr. Slippery when he used the Slick as Shit, a water spill tthat sends people flying, causing the youngest Deuche to slam into a lightpost and knocking him out.
Now, since the fight is over, it is time to go change into the incredibly cool(yeah right) alter-egos and go to the movies. Captain Oblivious becomes Adam Hamling, and although they look exactly the same, no one notices. Mr. Slippery becomes Zach Noll and Alderman becomes Justin Alderson, duh, no one catches that either. Once at the movies, they notice something's amiss...
TO BE CONTINUED...
DRONES?(BUH NUH NUH)
When we last left our heroes they were their alter-ego selves and something was amiss at the movie theatre.
As they walked throught the door to get their tickets they notices that there were no people in th eline and that the tickey-givers looked strangely drone-ish. Sensing that something had gone awry, they quickly changed in the privacy of the bathroom. Upon regrouping they notice Mr. Slippery is wearing a clown suit and demented looking face paint.
"What the fuck is that?" asked Cpt. Oblivious.
"It's my new shit, I'm now the Ice Cream Man!" was his reply.
"Well now you have to be both shit-head."
So with Mr. Slippery now Ice Cream Man they proceeded onward into the inevitable trouble before them. As they headed forth waves of drones started to bum-rush them Ice Cream Man started the Bomb Pop( yeah that's right, the kickass popscicle is now a kickass weapon) that lead to a big explosion and made the Drone Operator angry. Even with everybody using their powers, Cpt. Oblivious with the Eye of the Jew and the Rammstein Attack(it's pyrokenisi) ICM with the Bomb Pop and the Witches Tit attac(freezing people) and Alderman with the Little Nicky(sends little hell demon) and the Lame Ass(stare that stupiifies people) they were still overtaken. Our captured heroes were taken to the Drone Operator(lame, yes, I know). While prisoners, they were planning an escape. Anyway they thought about it they were fucked, it just wasn't gonna fucking happen. That was, wasn't going to happen till The Mole came burrowing up and used his Psychopathic Hatchet(a really cool manoeuvre where he throws this hatchet and it goes fucking nuts around the room killing a lot of drones). That took out everyone but the Operator and freed the JULI. Now they all huddled together and decided on the FUCK YOU. This is really fucking cool, it takes all their special powers and combines them into one big fucking mess and blows the shit out of the opponent
Now with everything down, the JULI, and its new member The Mole, switch back into their alter-egos: Cpt. Oblivious to Adam Hamlin, Mr. Slippery/Ice Cream Man to Zach Noll, Alderman to Justin Alderson, and The Mole to Drew Townson. Finall off-duty and watching the movie they can relax. That is till tomorrow....
JOIN US NEXT TIME FOR A NEW ADVENTURE FEATURING THE JULI!
