We last left our heroes after battling on the same side as Man-Man and Boy-Boy. This also beginning after the "Disclaimer" interlude...
We join our heroes at a Women's Lib rally (cause they believe in Women's rights),where Jennifer White and Tracy Wild(from the Point) are speaking. Things are great, the women are listening, having fun and loving the JULI(especially Mr. Slippery) until the Chauvanistic Bastards(the oppose Women's rights) show up and begin to tear down the rally signs. "Hey fuckers," that's Tracy, " What the fuck do you think you're doing????" "We're destroying your insignificant thought process," replied the leader, Kyle Turner. "Yeah, but I'm only here to see if I can defeat the Just Us League of Imperial," declares Kurt Turner(yeah, they're brothers, if you couldn't figure that out on your own. And their mom is the nurse at the school that the JULI's alter-egos attend). "Yeah, that's definitely not going to happen you fucking dumbshit," replies Mr. Slippery, along with a boot to the asshole's face. "Get them guys," is all Kyle has to say. So as the assholes attempt to attack our fearless heroes(hey, its fiction, remember?) Cpt. Oblivious uses his Tie of Obliviousity(stretches and does whatever he wants it to do) grabbing three of the pricks(one of them is Kyle) and flinging them into the massive crowd of women( a lot of kicks to their genital regions ensue). While that is happening, Kurt somehow made his way onstage and tried to hit Alderman, but missed and accidentally hit Jen White. That was a BIG mistake because she has the smart-ass alter-ego of Woman-Woman(can anyone else say "CHEAP RIPOFF"?) causing her to start whooping ass with her super-heroine powers. But before she can get to Kurt, Cpt. Oblivious has already decked him because the good Captain can't stand it when a guy his a woman. Tracy Wild has since transformed into Girl-Girl(once again, CHEAP RIPOFF). Woman-Woman and Girl-Girl use their Powers of Equality(they can take anything thrown at them and give it back two times as bad) to slap the heads of about four guys. Alderman has done the Stage-Dive of Death(your standard stage-dive but when he lands on the crowd he does this self-destrct type of thinig) killing about 30 of those pricks, and making a hefty crater. Mr. Slippery uses his Rain of Death( controllable and directable acid rain) dissintegrating several of those pricks. Kyle has gotten up, he has no dick so the earlier genitals did absolutely nothing, causing Captain Oblivious to use his Obliviousity Attack(nothing like it sounds, it's a battle of wits) which makes Kyle dumbfounded and speechless, Hooray! He speaks no more, so now he's walking around drooling all over himself(he does this anyway though). Girl-Girl finds this disgusting, so she puts him out of his misery with her Swift Kick(in the ass, no less), all the way in the hole, up to his head and through his skull, Hooray, no more Kyle! The Mole, using his Tunnel of Danger, burrows a tunnel to the centre of the earth, and several of the pricks have fallen into it, causing much burning bodies and death. Alderman uses his Voice of Death(impressions of famous dumb people... like George Bush) causing the pricks to laugh until they literally exploded. Kurt has finally gotten up and starts a fist-fight with Cpt. Oblivious, way to go ass, Cpt. Oblivious is like superstrong(remember, still fiction), needless to say that didn't go well. Kurt is now indisposed. The Mole uses the Eye of Confusion(does what its called) causing countless dumbasses to fall into his Tunnel of Danger. Woman-Woman, using her Reversibility Powers(gives the person its directed at a period) causing the 40 guys she looked at to kill themselves, because there's no way we could live with that. Girl-Girl uses her supersexy body to draw the horny chauvanistic pricks into the Tunnel of Danger(no nudity was involved). Mr. Slippery uses the classic Slick as Shit, causing many people to fall into The Mole's tunnel(he's done more in this episode than he's done in all the other ones so far!). Alderman uses his power to control gravity and lures more pricks into The Mole's tunnel. There are too many more pricks left to keep fighting by the dozen so it's time to use the Finishing Move(done by making the "I Love You" sign with the left hand and the "Rock On" sign with the right and crossing them to combine powers), but they need time to set it up. So Woman-Woman and Girl-Girl use their version of The Flash (because no matter how ignorant, dudes love tits), mesmerising the rest of the pricks. Now its the pricks' turn to get theirs, here comes the Finishing Move, blowing the pricks into millions of little prick pieces.
With the battle won it's time to change back into the alter-egos, in private of course, no reason to show off the goods to someone who doesn't need to see them. And now time to take Tracy and Jen back to their homes and the men in their lives.
Just so you know, no one involved in the writing or imaginitive portions of this story really actually feels that women are insignificant in anyway. And, I, as the writer, defend women's rights and will till the end of my existance.
