I'm taking a moment out of my busy writing schedule to give you, the reader, a little insight into these fucked up stories.
This all started on my school bus when my friends and I were fooling around and we eventually named ourselves after Atari and original Nintendo games. My friend Justin, Alderman in case you didn't make the connection. came to school on superhero day dressed as Alderman. As time progressed, new people invaded the bus, making the ride funner and around came the superhero names. Zach came up with Mr. Slippery for just about no apparent reason, and the Ice Cream Man casue he likes clowns, and of course ice cream(I mean really, who doesn't?) Drew never really came up with his name because one day he was acting retarded and someone pointed out he looked like a mole. It just kinda stuck I guess. I came up with Captain Oblivious myself. Can't really tell you how it came about cause I don't really remember. All I remember is being dumb and writing Alderson a note on his binder in superhero form and things progressed from there. One day, I wrote the first story and people liked it so I just kept going. So far, only a few girls liked it(including the one typing this all up) , most say it's too fast-paced. Well you know what? That's the way it's supposed to fucking be. Isn't that just like a woman? Wanting everything to be slow. On the flipside, most guys think its hilarious. In fact a lot of people have asked to be in it. So far no one has been added, but we shall see. I always say, you can be a villain or nothing at all. Most opt for the villain because this is fairly good shit. You may even ask where the ideas come from, and I'll tell you, it's my fucked up imagination. The first episode just kinda popped up. Manifested itself from nowhere. The second one took some thought. The third one was an idea from my German teacher, but I twisted it around and made Eva and Adella the bad guys. It's also just an elaborate inside joke between Zach, Drew, and I cause we're in German class. Not together, mind you, I'm in German III and they are in German I. The X-Men one was a collaboration of us all. And because Marvel Comics are the best. The last one with the guys from The Point was inspired. I was listening one day and heard Man-Man and Boy-Boy and thought, "Hell, I can do better," and so far, I think I have. The moves the characters have are based on my imagination. A few have come from things that already exist. The Mole's moves come from a lot of ICP shit. Most of these stories have been written in class, then passed around. I state this because I know you're thinking I should get out more. In fact I do. And I have a beautiful girlfriend at this time. She aggressively declined to be any part of my twisted fantasy stories. In fact none of the characters real-life alter-egos are lame. We are all well liked people. Zach is extremely popular( especially with the ladies), plays hockey, and enjoys a normal life. Justin is a little odd, and does need to get more of an outside life, but is still fairly popular in and outside of school. Me and Drew are respected members of the grunge community. I am involved in the German Club and get out an awful lot. Drew would like to be in German Club, but has no ride. He has a healthy outside life and vists the mall quite often(the place not the radio station we took on). If you worry about me you have every right to. These stories are fucked, I even worry about myself sometimes, but it's ok because this is all fictional work. Plus I'm known for doing weird shit like wearing a tied almost everyday(collar or no collar), gloves with no fingers, and fishnets. I've even started massive games of tag inside my hell-hole of a school. I sing odd songs out-loud in the hallways and am just flat-out smartass in class, which all of us are. We go about our daily business like these stories don't exist, mainly becaus at this time, they haven't circulated enough. That is all I have to say except this is all fiction, so don't take it seriously.
By: Adam Hamlin.
