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Weird-ass Page
Hi, and welcome to my Weird-Ass Page. Here i put up the funny lessons that me and Jessi have in school for you to enjoy and laugh your goddam-arses at. I only have one lesson so far *cries* because most of the time i can't be bothered to write what happend during the lesson because i'm too busy working (yeah right, but it's a good excuse, so NER). Anyways... *cough* Geography lesson 1 OMG i start off a weird-ass page, and inow i have nothing to put on here anymore *cries*. It all started one geog lesson.... *WARNING FLASHBACK ALERT!* It was a cold morning.... well it wasn't... i can't actually remember... but it sounds better to start that way.... *cough* anyways..... It was a cold morning... the tree's were menacing... and Mrs silk was there... staring like a gormless maniac ready to eat the un-law-abiding pupil... (i.e me and jessi *scared*)... and there it was. The blank piece of paper staring at me, calling to me "Draw a stick figure of Mrs silk dead...." and so i did. And that was my greatest folly. Almost as soon as pen left paper, she stood over me, much in the same way a cannibal stares at its demise. Her hand crept towards the image i had drawn, and her face whitened. I sat in shock at what might come to pass. She took the image and placed it in her folder carefully, repeating the message to me that the Head-Teacher would hear of the incident. She turned her back. As quick as lightning Jessi stole the picture back, ready to replace it with another. But we were too late. She notcied the missing picture and vowed to us that if we did not say who had done the crime, we would both do the time (and no she didn't sound like that, she sounded all retarded). So i admitted to Jessi's action's. And now, i am in mortal terror and at risk of expullsion if i am ever bad in her class again. And i was so close to having a whole term without doing any work in her lesson *looks at floor ashamed*. So in short, i can't be bad in that class anymore, therefore nothing funny ever happens... So alas, that is the end of the weird-ass page. 
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| "How Soon Is Now?" | |
| I am the son and the heir | |
| Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar | |
| I am the son and heir | |
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Of nothing in particular
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| You shut your mouth | |
| How dare you say | |
| I go about things the wrong way | |
| I am human and I need to be loved | |
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Just like everybody else does
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| I am the son and the heir | |
| Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar | |
| I am the son and heir | |
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Of nothing in particular
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| You shut your mouth | |
| How dare you say | |
| I go about things the wrong way | |
| I am human and I need to be loved | |
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Just like everybody else does
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| There's a club if you'd like to go you | |
| Could meet somebody who really loves you | |
| So you go, and you stand on your own and | |
| You leave on your own and you go home, | |
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And you cry and you want to die.
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| When you say it's gonna happen "now", | |
| When exactly do you mean? see I've already | |
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Waited too long and all my hope is gone
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| You shut your mouth | |
| How dare you say | |
| I go about things the wrong way | |
| I am human and I need to be loved | |
| Just like everybody else does |