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J = Jessi Me: me, duh S: Mrs Silk *shudder* *Geography* 3 words... PowerPoint Presentation *shudder* Mrs Rogers before lesson starts: *to me/J* If she forgets how to turn on the presentation again girls, its F5 Me/J: *raises eyebrow* S: *pulling faces* We're going to spend the lesson with me telling you what we've done so far the last year with a PowerPointPressentation *is explaining why we chose the project Footpath Erosion, even though she chose it, not us* *moving her hands like a spiders teeth (stabbing the air with her indexand middle finger if that makes sense)* *making a box shape with her hands* Me: *staring gormlessly* S: *ignoring it* We'll spend the lesson writing chapter 2... (of course writing chapter 2 was the homework, and she actually spent the lesson talking so we only had 10 mins left) Me: But i've done it S: *raises eyebrow and ignores me* *calls us Erosion people* I want to see a statement that says "The methods i will use ... *melodramatic pause* are... *again* *doesn't bother finishing sentence* *making fish movements with her hands* Has this helped you? *complete and utter silence* Me: *cough* S: *mysteriously vanishes* *mysteriously back* J: *uncontrollable giggling fit* S: *pissy look* J: *suddenly starts wearing her glasses* S: *ignoring it* Me: *drinking (u aint allowed to drink in claass)* S: *looks and smiles* *reads a line* *pauses melodramatically* *tries to make a point* *fails* Luke: Will we be in the computer room next lesson? S: Yes, but not next lesson Me/J: *raises eybrow* S: What was the landscape like* Guy: *yawns* S: Yes, good, now your using words, rock types *shows a pic of some mountains* If you look you can see the footpath *no footpath on the pic* J: No you can't! Me: What picture is she looking at?! S: (this is an exact quote) annotate... annotate things... geography teachers... footpath 2... not all of it... method... why only transect... *stabbing pen in air* *phone goes off* *ignores it* I collected DEH DAH DEH DAH DEH! That is my primary data *duck holding a camera appears on the presentation* Me: *giggling fit* S: *sat there staring* J/Me: *scared* S: *pouting while talking about transects* J: *scared for her lifE* Me: *afraid she'll eat me* S: Why did we put it into sections? Me: Because you told us to S: Pick it up Me: *raises eyebrow* S: *shows a photo of a cup on the presentation* Im going to tell you something very important, and i can't tell how important it is, its very important... J: But you just did?! Me: *raises eyebrow* *sits there with eyebrow raised* S: This is really important... J: My butt hurts *pulling weird-ass faces* S: *starts blabbing about chapter 5* Me: But we're only on Chapter 2?! (the work we're doing is in 6-odd chapters that we have to complete, one every week) J: LOL *pouting* *tummy rumbling* I think i should eat the silk... save the world Me: *laughing fit* Me tummy hurts from laughing so much J: LOL S: Try to flag that up. This is something to this comes from someone-else Me: WTF?! J: *weird-ass giggle* that was a weird-ass giggle me: Im gonna have to quote u on that J: LMAO S: *is talking about chapter 4 now* Me: Whats she onabout? J: I dunno, something to do with feet Me: LMAO J: portugal S: *licking her lips while talking about our coursework* Me: If she licks her lips again while talking about my coursework, she aint having it J: Like i said, she's hungry Me: Jjjjeeessssiiiii eat Mrs Silk for me... J: Only if i have lots of ketchup Me: Oki S: *coughing* J: no don't cough, cough germs *grimaces* Me: No, cough... cough die choke die S: *hand on her shoulder* AIAIAI J: OMG *freaking out* OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG! Me/J: *laughing fit* J: *goes to scare Lisa* *bangs arm* OW! Me: aw my sdtomach hurts now J: *writes it down* Me: You weren't supposed to quote me on that S: *leaning on table real close to Kurtis's face, looks like she's about to snog him* Lisa: OMG! Me: LOL J: eerrr S: *Claicks on find files on the new Interactive white-Board* me: what are trying to sdo? S: Turn it off Me: *turns it off for her* S: *loving voice* You are too god to me Me: *hurries away* jjeeesssiiiii *cries hysterically* J: *singing weird-ass songs* Booyakasha! *copying my work* S: Why didn't you do the work? J/Me (exact same time): But i was stuck! S: Then who do you ask for help? J: Elli! (same time) Me: Me! S: right... |
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| "How Soon Is Now?" | |
| I am the son and the heir | |
| Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar | |
| I am the son and heir | |
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Of nothing in particular
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| You shut your mouth | |
| How dare you say | |
| I go about things the wrong way | |
| I am human and I need to be loved | |
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Just like everybody else does
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| I am the son and the heir | |
| Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar | |
| I am the son and heir | |
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Of nothing in particular
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| You shut your mouth | |
| How dare you say | |
| I go about things the wrong way | |
| I am human and I need to be loved | |
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Just like everybody else does
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| There's a club if you'd like to go you | |
| Could meet somebody who really loves you | |
| So you go, and you stand on your own and | |
| You leave on your own and you go home, | |
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And you cry and you want to die.
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| When you say it's gonna happen "now", | |
| When exactly do you mean? see I've already | |
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Waited too long and all my hope is gone
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| You shut your mouth | |
| How dare you say | |
| I go about things the wrong way | |
| I am human and I need to be loved | |
| Just like everybody else does |