Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months: I don't like to interrupt her.
What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
Divorced.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
Marriage is a 3-ring circus:
Engagement Ring,
Wedding Ring,
Suffering.
Your network tariff has changed ! call charges are now calculated according
to brain size. The smaller ther cheaper! congrats u can make free.
Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!"
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: "That happens in every country, son."
A man inserted an advertisement in the classified: "Wife Wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Aap jab haste ho to...
pata chalta hai insaan pehle bandar tha...
Angry ??
lekin aap jab gussa hote ho to lagta hai insaan aaj bhi bander hi hai...
Pyar ke jaam ko aise na piyo ke adha piya aur adha chor diya.
yaron yeh pyar hai pyar nahi koi vim bar jo thoda sa lagaya aur buss ho gaya.
Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
Do you think I can live for another fourty years? ... Do you drink? ... No! ... Do you smoke? ... No! ... Do you visit the whores? ... No! ....... Why do you want to live another fourty years?
How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*
When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."
All desirable things in life are either ilegal banned fatterning expensive or married to sumone else.
The happiest people dont have everything in life they just make the best of everything that life brings their way.
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