Oh plz karo bhi karo na karo na jaldi koi aa jayega uff karo bhi aauch jaldi.. karo naa plz karo naa sms karo na...hehe
Aapko miss karna roz ki baat hai , yaad karna aadat ki baat hai,
Aapse door rehna kismat ki baat hai, magar saamney rehkar aapko jhelna himmat ki baat hai.
Abey o pipal ke ped ke sukhe hue patte mein chupe hue bhoot ke panje ki last ungli ke tute hue nakhun
se behte khun ke beemar bateria how r yu ?
Jis wakht khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga ek surur sa uske dil pe aaya hoga,
Pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakhlun phir usey mera khayal aaya hoga.
Kya yaar wat happen to ur network ?? I tried callin u but d operator keep sayin
Welcum to d jungle d monkey u r tryin 2 call is on d tree hehe hope u donn mind.
You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!
I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the �... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you !
Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!!
Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!
I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer ...
I wish you lots of itching and short arms.
You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!
Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!
A fart is a flying planet, created by God and produced by men!
Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..
Ok� honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?
I am born this way, but what is your excuse?
I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !
Some people die. Others become a teacher...
Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork.
When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!
You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.
On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
A woman is a marvellous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when
it does not rain and sucks without needing power.
It is red and it taps on the window .................... A baby in a microwave.
A friend is like a pillow u can hug wehn ur i n trouble, u can cry on wen ur in pain & embrace wen ur happy so remember wen
u need a friend BUY A PILLOW.
I just met ur duplicate. I swear it was u i shouted ur name it just ignored me and continued eating its banana and swinging through the trees.
Womenz are like computers... as soon as you commit to ne, u realize that , if you had waited a little longer u could have had a better model.
So sweet is ur smile, So sweet is ur style, So sweet is ur voice, So sweet is ur eye, See how sweetly i lie
Biwi kab kaisi lagti hai :
Sagai ke samay chandramukhi
Shadi ke samay surajmukhi
10 saal baad Jwalamukhi
20 saal baad...
Tu mujh se dukhi, Main tujh se dukhi.
The Alpahbet
a-ur attractive
b-ur beautiful
c-ur caring
d-ur delicous
e-ur exciting
f-ur funny
g-ur gorgeous
h-ur heavenly
I-IM
J-JUST
K-KIDDING
L-LOSER!
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Sunny...
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