Search out a John inpersonator (otherwise know as "Ken")

Rewatch all the Farscape episode to get clothing details you may have missed (Disclaimer: FA is not responsible for any mishaps resulting from sustained watching or <THUD>ing)

If still conscious draw an approximation of a pattern

Learn how to sew or... better yet push Farscape on your seamstress friend and make said seamstress an ADDICT!!

Dress your Little John and act out scenes with   your Little Aeryn or even better YOURSELF!!!