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The Different Types of Boy According to Cercey and Krepana
We keep this list here in the Archives for everyone to read before they hurry away to another part of the castle.
Annoying boy:Boys who think they know everything and talk all the time and drive Cercey and Krepana crazy because they are so annoying.
Beard Boy:Boys with any kind of facial hair.
Big-Head Boy:Boys who think they're better than everyone else. Cercey and Krepana usually enjoy deflating their egos.
Brain-Rot Boy:Boys who listen to horrible music that isn't really music and rot their brains out with the horrible music.
Brother Boy:This is a very specific category that only refers to Princess Krepana's brother, because he is her brother.
Cobweb Boy:Boys who attempt to impress with their superiour knowledge and end up not looking smart at all.
Consort Boy:The boy(s) who belong to any given girl/princess. They are referred to as "so-and-so's boy."
Consort-Material Boy:Boys who don't yet belong to a given girl/princess, but there is hope that they soon will.
Cute Boy:Nice, little kid boys. Especially the ones who are cute. Or old boy types.
Eyes-That-Pierce-My-Soul Boy:Boys who have eyes that pierce the soul. Green, blue or brown especially.
Fish Boy:You can figure this one out for yourself. Just keep in mind that it has nothing to do with swimming.
Fuzzy-Head Boy:Boys who have heads that we want to rub because they look so fuzzy.
Guardian Boy:Boys that are too old to be Knight Boys or they are former Knight Boys. Usually they are very very wise.
Icky Boy:Again, figure this one out for yourself. It's rather obvious.
Irresponsible Boy:Another one of those obvious categories.
Knight Boy:Boys who protect, defend and act as champions for any given princess/girl. Often they are very strong and brave.
Not-Appearing Boy:Boys that Princess Cercey and Princess Krepana have yet to meet.
Other Boy:Boys who don't fit into any of the other categories (excluding Stupid Boy).
Page Boy:The boys that are used as messengers by any given girl/princess.
Pretty Boy:Once again, this category is rather obvious.
Road-Monkey Boy:These boys take care of cleaning up after the horses so that the Princesses don't have to.
Silly Boy:Boys who take very few things seriously and laugh a lot.
Strange Boy:Boys who are silly in a way that is similar to Princess Krepana and Princess Cercey.
Stupid Boy:This category includes all boys. We call every boy a Stupid Boy. We discriminate against none!
Turkey Boy:Boys who act like Turkey (who is a Stupid Boy that Cercey and Krepana know).
Yes Boy:Boys that think a given girl/princess is pretty.
Yoda Boy:Nice, smart boys that have been designated "safe to be around." They can be silly sometimes too.
Continue On into the Castle!
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