| MISSION STATEMENT: This site isn't about taking a quick persoanl survey to not win a man thing - this is a site about toys in LIFE! |
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| Welcome back. This site has been out of commission for almost a month now and we're still not up to speed. Since we don't really have a cast on this web comic, we do have a tv 'news' show. This will help you clear up once and for all who the hell we are. I'm Alicia. I'm a mutant zombie queen, actress, model, and news anchor. I'm also single and looking for a good living person who doesn't mind having his life in danger and gets turned on by acts of cannabilism and self mutalation..... |
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| Yes, she's not stupid - she's just too cheap to use the local personals - but we know those people are out there - this is the internet, of course. My name is Nosferatue and I'm the investigative journalist, as you have seen before on. I really don't know what I am - maybe a zombie/bug/freak - but I'm not you - which makes me feel somewhat better. |
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| Last is me - some one-shot Star Wars android with a forgettable name. I am the field reporter. They send me out because instinctively, people won't attack C3PO look alike as long as the android doesn't speak in that weird high pitch accented voice. But if you really care - there are some really evil techno phobes out there with big wooden sticks..... |
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| Hello!! I wasn't mentioned! Who am I? I'm the star of Toy Fare's Mego world! I have enough ego for all!!!! I'll get my lawyer! |
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| And that concludes are happy little family. But don't take my word, check out past comics..... |
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