| MISSION STATEMENT: If you have reached this site to get an inner sexual meaning of a spring and a ball - you're probably an idiot. This is about TOYS IN LIFE! |
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| This week and probably next week I will have one of the hugest pop icons of the mid 80's here with me - Optimus Prime from Transformers. Tell me, how is life between the pop fame fizzle and the nostalgia comeback? |
| It's hell. Somehow I got this really stupid idea to become a citizen of America because I thought they just loved me. The kind of love that would always last. But it didn't. So I couldn't go back to Japan, although it probably didn't make a difference.... |
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| "I was able to get a car salesmen job but the customers thought a 15 foot robot was too imposing. Then I tried driving the cars - but that was boring - the new cars were either slutty or just plain stupid. So I worked for a moving company and that was scary - humans are really bad drivers and they hate it when you drive over cliffs for short cuts....." |
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| "Sadly, before the transforming car/robot nostaglia came back, I sold out to become a park playground for ungrateful brats who only concentrated on their Digimons and their Pokemons..... That was... the most *sob* sickening time in my life." |
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