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| Hey!! It's you!! I've seen you - you're... you're.... |
| The guy from the TV commercial*... |
| *see skit 11 |
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| YEAH!! Wow! A celebrity... so... uh... how's things going? |
| Well - frankly it sucks - my low intelect average nameless citizen. Some people still don't know who I am while the parents of those two children have told their children it's okay to use me as target practice for their missiles. |
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| Hence I'm hiding out at the mall - of all places - to deal with the mass of idiocy allowed to roam free. Yes - after being on the shelf as long as I've been - I am a little bitter - Thank you! |
| wellll....even though I don't understand a word you said - it sounds bad- I'm sure everything will work out, buddy! Things can't get worse, eh! Okay - it was great to see you - and uh... see you on tv heh heh.... |
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| Things get worse.... |
| Hello Congressman - it has come to my attention that there is a toy who thinks just because he doesn't sell he should get tv time. That ruins it for selling toys (like myself). Now - if you want to be exposed for something that deals with a rubber ball and dog - you will make him an outlaw........... |
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| MISSION STATEMENT - this site isn't about the apocalypse that won't be coming soon! NO! This is about TOYS IN LIFE!!! |