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| Now a word from our sponsors.... |
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| Hello, my name is Transquito and I am here with an important message today. If you walk into most Toys R Us stores you will find not only the newest toys out - but also ME! |
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| Not only will you see me - but armies of me for my original full price!! I'm more than five years old! I've seen many toys come, go on sale, and sell out! I've seen the passing of 5 Star Wars movies!! My original toy line has developed into sad little micro vehicles and goofy cartoony rejects! A line which is easily forgotten! WHY! WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ME??? *SOB!!!* I'm a good toy... sniff sniff...... really..... |
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| Wow! You're right - watching him cry unprovoked is more entertaining then throwing rocks at him and calling him names. |
| Come on let's go - the Simpsons reruns will be on soon and I don't want to miss them! |
| Why?? *SOB* Why.... |
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| Mission Statement: This site isn't about how overly tired X% of Americans are - this is about TOYS IN LIFE!! |
| *This announcement does not reflect the opinions of this station. This has been paid by the parents of those two children - we don't know where Transquito has been so we don't know what kind of germs he might have...... |
| Nosferatu - Investigative Reporter |