Sunday Massacre Results (12/16/01)

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Announcements

Good Old F.R. and Johnny Isles introduce us to yet another addition of BBA Sunday Massacre. They announce that Viper will make his in-ring return one week removed from rehab. He will be taking on the current BBA World Heavyweight Champion, "The Franchise" John Hanley. Impostor will take on Real Deal Rob for the first time later today. Let's get this thing underway.

Match Number: 1

Wrestlers: Above Average Angelo vs. Chuck Fury

Match Details: 1-on-1

Above Average Angelo hits the ring, tripping along the way. He is wearing the OWF Tag-Team Championship...again. He has had 2 weeks to reflect on his wrestling career. He realized that his career has been pretty good so far, not mentioning the fact that he has yet to win a match in the BBA. Johnny Isles informs him that he's wearing the OWF belt upside down. AAA corrects this, and holds the belt over his head. Angelo seems to believe that people have been comparing him to Mick Foley because of the fact that they both wear sweatpants and play lacross. He is upset that he will have to face another unknown opponent this week. "Debonaire" by Dope blares over the speakers and out comes Chuck Fury from OWF fame! AAA is excited, because Angelo's first opponent in OWF was Chuck Fury. He shouldn't be too excited, as Chuck Fury beat him in his OWF debut...but Angelo promises to return the favor. Angelo does some jumping jacks outside the ring, but Fury spits water in his face and this is underway. Chuck Fury nails a slapmare using Angelo's neck tie, and begins to choke him out with it. Fury is looking for a suplex, but Angelo maneuvers out of it. Angelo locks in the Ankle lock, but Fury reverses it into a Taz Mission. Angelo reaches the rope. Angelo connects with a Russian leg sweep, and nails a running knee drop. Fury comes back with a DDT as the fight makes it way outside the ring. Fury slams Angelo face first into the announcers booth. Back in the ring, Fury nails a headbutt to the shoulder of Angelo. Angelo gets up first and now he climbs the turnbuckle. He connects with the Above Average Elbow drop, and repeats this one more time. Triple A locks in a reverse bearhug, and hits a belly-to-back toss. Angelo seems to have this thing won. Angelo climbs the turnbuckle for a third time. He connects with the third Above Average Elbow drop for the 1...2...? What the hell, Referee Perry the Pecker flips off Angelo! Angelo was one count away from his first BBA victory! Angelo takes his frustrations out on Perry, and out comes veteran OWF referee Jake Reichfield! Angelo jumps back on Fury, who now kicks out after the 2 count. Triple A grabs the OWF Tag Title and tries to nail Fury with it. Chuck Fury ducks and nails Angelo with The Gore! Fast 3 count from Reichfield gives Chuck Fury the victory in his BBA debut!! Angelo is irrate, as he is yelling at newly debuted referee Jake Reichfield. Perry the Pecker gets on his knees (no gay jokes) and Reichfield mailboxes Angelo! These referees set Angelo up, but why!? They leave, as Chuck Fury continues his assault on Angelo. What a debut for Jake Reichfield and Chuck Fury!

Winner: Chuck Fury via Pinfall

Match Number: 2

Wrestlers: M80 vs. Flawless

Match Details: 1-on-1, Hardcore

The Hardcore Champion M80 hits the ring first for this non-title Hardcore match. Flawless hits the rings next as this rivalry continues. Irish whip by Flawless, and a clothesline. Leg drop by Flawless for a 2 count. Flawless tries to lock in a hold, but M80 reverses that and hits a clothesline. They make their way outside, as M80 hits a springboard cross body. M80 drags him back in the ring and hits a leg drop a 2 count. Flawless nails M80 a side kick, and follows up with a body slam. Flawless begins to set up a table arched over the announcers table. He places M80 on it, leapfrogs off a chair and nails the Diving Leg Drop! M80 kicks out after two. Back in the ring, M80 nails a Twist of Fate. M80 continues to pound on Flawless with a chair, and nails a con-chair-to!! Now M80 is setting up a chair and lays out Flawless on it. M80 runs to it and nails a rolling senton through the table! M80 looks to hit a springboard move of sorts, but is caught and thrown back first onto a chair! Flawless adds insult to injury by hitting a legdrop to the groin area. Flawless picks up M80 and nails Hiroshima's Revenge for the three count! Post-match sees M80 attack Flawless with his Hardcore Title, and hits the M-Factor before leaving

Winner: Flawless via Pinfall

Match Number: 3

Wrestlers: Real Deal Rob vs. The Impostor

Match Details: 1-on-1

As Calypso alluded to last show, he and Impostor must get along and take out the Icons. Impostor will have his chance to do that now. Real Deal Rob hits the ring first, followed by the Impostor who seems to have borrowed Calypso's trademark steel pipe. They stare off, and this thing is about to get underway. However, the Impostor is pulling off his mask!! It's Calypso! Calypso must have used Impostor's ring attire to lure RDR into a 1-on-1 singles match! RDR seems to be upset as he is now pacing around the ring. The World Television Champ seems to be here and now Calypso will take on RDR...

Match Number: 3

Wrestlers: Real Deal Rob vs. Calypso

Match Details: 1-on-1

While Calypso is paying attention to the ref, RDR assaults him. He stomps away on the TV Champ, and now they lock up. Reversals and sequence into a headlock takeover by RDR for a two count. Calypso battles out of headlock and irish whips RDR into a dropkick. Calypso locks in his signature Dragon Sleeper, which is reversed into a Dragon Sleeper of Rob's own, into a reverse DDT! Chop block by RDR into a leg lock. Several leg locks are applied to the right leg of Calypso including a deathlock. Calypso makes the rope to break the hold. Rollup for a two count by RDR. Chop block again to Calypso, as now RDR is working on the left leg. Mexican surfboard by RDR and a two count. Irish whip into a back elbow by Rob. Rob has dominated the early goings thus far. Calypso blocks a suplex into a school boy rollup for a two count. Calypso tries for the Walls of Calypso, but RDR doesn't let him lock it in. Rob locks in an Ankle lock, but now Calypso powers out. Calypso finally hits some offense in some stomps to the mudhole, but RDR reverses a suplex into one of his own. The ten count reaches 7 before Rob gets up. Knife edge chops outside the ring by RDR followed by a facecrusher to the corner chair. Backslide for a 2 count by RDR. Calypso nails a lowblow, and follows up with a tornado DDT. Flipover leg drop by Calypso, as he begins to work on the left leg of RDR now! RDR gets out and rolls up the Walls of Calypso attempt for a two count. Arm wrench by Calypso, but Rob rolls through, kips up and locks in an armbar takedown. RDR uses the ropes for leverage, and Ref Reichfield breaks the hold. Arm wrench by RDR, into a Dragon Sleeper, into a Done Deal attempt, into a double arm DDT. He came this close to a Done Deal. RDR pulls Calypso into the center of the ring, and locks in the Canadian Maple Leaf! Calypso power out. RDR hits another chop block and rolls him up for a two count, but now Calypso rolls him up for a two count. Calypso runs back to RDR and nails him with a running dropkick. Calypso tries a neckbreaker but is reversed. RDR nails a sitout powerbomb for a two count. Calypso reverses the pin into a rollup for a two count, and Rob pulls him back down for a 2 count of his own. RDR now locks in the Maple Leaf again!! Calypso makes it to the rope, but RDR bridges him for a two count. Rob is looking for another powerbomb, but Calypso sunset flips over him for another two count. Calypso almost had that. Calypso connects with a Piledriver, and nails the Springboard Frog Splash! RDR kicks out after two again! Calypso misses a clothesline, and RDR nails a back body drop for a nearfall. Fist drop by RDR, followed by a gutwrench suplex. RDR gets a 2 count even with his foot on the turnbuckle for leverage. Calypso fights back and nails a vertical suplex which gets a ten count of 8. Calypso is looking for the Impaler, but seems to have landed awkwardly on his own neck as well. He takes too much time to pin Rob, and only gets a two count! Jawbreaker by Calypso which gets yet another two count. Calypso looks for another Impaler, but Rob reverses out of it to hit a snapmare. Again, Calypso looks for the Impaler, but this time RDR reverses it into the Done Deal which sends Calypso flying across the ring! RDR is fatigued and takes some time to pin Calypso, as Calypso kicks out!! RDR is pissed, as he unleashes fury with some stiff shots to the head. Irish whip into the kitchen sink by RDR for a two count. Arm wrench into a knee smash for yet another two count. RDR is so frustrated that he grabs the nearest folding chair, and nails Calypso upside the head!! He threatens the ref to not disqualify him and the ref complies. Fist drop again for a two count. Calypso has shown a lot of guts, but its met by more chairshots on the ground. Now the chairshots are targeting this leg as RDR hits FIVE times. He places Calypso's leg inside the chair and hits a diving knee drop off the turnbuckle on Calypso leg. He grabs another chair and nails him another THREE times on the leg!!! Calypso's right leg has NOTHING left. He now locks in the Canadian Maple Leaf!! Calypso almost powers out several times, but Rob keeps pulling the move back into position. Ref Reichfield asks Calypso if he wants to give up, and a audible "no" is clearly heard throughout the Dixon House of Pain. A minute or two goes by and Calypso has still not tapped! Calypso is beginning to fade, and he isn't reacting much. RDR will not relinquish the hold for anything. Calypso doesn't answer the referee and deems Calypso unable to continue! Calyspo has passed out!!! Real Deal Rob has defeated the BBA World Television Champion in an epic battle!!! This classic rivalry is tied up at one win a peice.

Winner: Real Deal Rob via Submission

Match Number: 4

Wrestlers: Viper vs. "The Franchise" John Hanley

Title: World Heavyweight Championship

Current Champ: The Franchise

Match Details: 1-on-1, No Disqualification

BBA Intercontinental Champion Viper returns to the ring, followed by the BBA World Heavyweight Champion John Hanley, shopping cart and all. Franchise has a mic, and says everyone knows where Viper has been lately. Everyone knows that Viper is somehow still the Intercontinental Champ. Everyone knows that Hanley is the best World Heavyweight Champion the BBA has ever seen. He doesn't want an opportunity at the IC Title, but John will give Viper a clean slate to forget the fact that he had been in rehab. He will give him a chance to get back on his feet with a BBA Title match. They lock up, as Franchise begins to punch and kick away on Viper. They lock up again, and this time Viper gets the upper hand. They both grab license plates and Hanley ducks a swing and nails Viper with one of his own! Another shot to the head by Franchise, and now he nails a con-plate-o for a two count. Leg drop and a rolling senton by John for a two count. Sleeper hold by Franchise, but Viper powers out. Rake to the eyes by Franchise. Piledriver by Hanley for a two count. Now he connects with a devastating powerslam for another nearfall. Huge clothesline by Franchise as the fans begin to chant for Viper. DDT by Franchise, but Viper starts to come back. DDT by Viper, and now he sends Franchise face first into the turnbuckle. He follows up with a nice piledriver which gets a two count in which Hanley gets his foot on the ropes. Viper nails Franchise with a cane of sorts three times before getting low blowed. Franchise hits a bionic elbow and begins to regain the advantage. Viper blocks a powerbomb attempt and nails a back body drop. Huge vertical suplex by Franchise seems to have hurt both of them. As Franchise taunts the crowd, Viper kips up. Franchise notices this and nails Viper with a HUGE clothesline that flips Viper backwards head over heels. The crowd really boos Franchise for his cocky pin. Hanley throws Viper head first into the announcers table, and then nails Viper with a garbage bin! Viper chants fill the Dixon House of Pain. Body slam by Franchise onto a wooden board in the middle of the ring. Viper grabs a board himself, but Hanley hits a dropkick sending Viper down. Viper is outside the ring as some fans try to revive him. Franchise beats the fans up, which only makes them hate him more. Viper is placed in the turnbuckle with the wooden board propped in front of him. Franchise runs at him and hits the dropkick sending Viper over the top!!! Abover Average Angelo hits the ring and attacks referee Perry the Pecker!! Franchise chases AAA off with a chair, and then proceeds to nail Viper with it!!! The ref is revived, and Hanley hits a Piledriver/Pedigree move that looks like it could have possibly killed Viper. Franchise sets up a table, but Viper surprises him and lays him out on the table. Viper grabs the shopping cart and climbs to the top of it. He misses Guilt by Association as Franchise moves out of the way. Irish whip by Franchise is reversed and Viper throws him into the shopping cart and nails a Spear for a nearfall! We almost had a new World Champion. Viper locks in a sleeper hold in which Franchise nearly passes out. Franchise sets up a table on the corner turnbuckle and tries to throw Viper through it, but Viper reverses it sending Hanley through the table!! Huge "holy shit" chant. Viper puts the remains of the table in the center of the ring, but Franchise is waiting for him. Franchise sneaks up and hits the Olympic Slam for the three count to the dismay of the BBA fans who begin to throw stuff at the champ!! Franchise celebrates and goes to shake hands with Viper who put up one hell of a fight. Franchise however pulls Viper into an devastating Piledriver before storming off to end the show.

Post-Match Champ: The Franchise

Winner: "The Franchise" John Hanley via Pinfall