Sunday Massacre Results (12/23/01)

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Announcements

The BBA Announce Team of Johnny Isles and Good Old F.R. hit the ring ready to kick off this edition of Sunday Massacre. "BBA" chants fill the Dixon House Of Pain. F.R. welcomes everyone to the area, and says they are too politically incorrect for Public Access. Isles announces that The Icons (Real Deal Rob and John Hanley) will tag up and take on Calypso and Viper in today's main event. Commissioner Savage's music blares, and he comes out to make another match. It will be a Hardcore Title elimination match between M80, Flawless, Firestarter, and Chuck Fury! The show is now underway.

Match Number: 1

Wrestlers: Above Average Angelo vs. The Impostor

Match Details: 1-on-1

Above Average Angelo hits the ring, doing some stretches outside the ring and ask for a mic. He discusses last week's loss to Chuck Fury. Today he will beat Chuck Fury with 4 Above Average Elbow Drops (which is one more than last week). He calls out Chuck Fury, but Referee Jake Riechfeild informs him that he will be taking on The Impostor, not Chuck Fury. Impostor comes out, which prompts Angelo to do jumping jacks outside the ring. They tie up, and Impostor takes out Triple A's leg before laying some punches to the skull of AAA. Impostor connects with three elbow drops, and begins to choke him out. Impostor kicks Angelo in the groin, followed by a double-armed DDT. Impostor locks in a submission arm-bar. Angelo powers out and begins to work away on Impostor. Angelo locks in a leg lock of sorts that he apparently made-up. Impostor fights back and connects with a running clothesline. Impostor chokes him out again, and attempts to slingshot him...but Angelo just sits on him for a near fall. Angelo pulls out a sock from his pants, and puts it on his hand as he tries to lock in the mandible claw! The announce team inform him that Impostor is wearing a mask, so therefore he cannot properly lock in the move so Angelo instead works on his arm. Irish whip, but Impostor nails a front dropkick. Impostor attempts a move from the piledriver position, but Angelo takes his legs out from under him and goes up top to nail the Above Average Elbow drop to the ankle of The Impostor for a two count. An arm breaker by Angelo gets another two count. Impostor sits up immediately and connects with a piledriver. He connects with a Finlay-like running seated senton. Angelo comes back and hits a inverted suplex of sorts for a two count. Angelo is going up top one more time, and nails the Above Average Elbow Drop to the ankle again for a two count. Impostor locks in a sleeper hold, but out of nowhere comes "The Franchise" John Hanley! Hanley nails Impostor over the head with the World Heavyweight Championship and stomps a mudhole in him. Angelo wants to shake John's hand, but Franchise pulls him in and nails a devastating neckbreaker. The Franchise storms off as he has just sent a huge message to #1 Contender, The Impostor. The referee doesn't call for a disqualification because of the fact that the interference didn't really favor either Brawler. Impostor slowly crawls to Angelo, drapes a hand over his idle body and gets the three count. Impostor gets the victory. Two of Angelo's trainers hit the ring trying to help him to the back, but several BBA Brawlers hit the ring to prevent that. Chuck Fury, getting revenge from the earlier verbal assault, comes in and hits a Double DDT with Impostor sending Triple A down and out. Impostor connects with a Chokeslam on a trainer while Chuck Fury sets up a table. Angelo is laid across the table, but the table breaks from under his own weight. That gives Angelo just enough time to escape before making the announcement that at the P.P.V. "New Year's Nightmare", Chuck Fury will take on Above Average Angelo in a tables match!!

Winner: The Impostor via Pinfall

Match Number: 2

Wrestlers: Flawless vs. Firestarter vs. Chuck Fury vs. M80

Title: Hardcore Championship

Current Champ: M80

Match Details: 4-Way Dance, Elimination, Hardcore

Flawless hits the ring first for this elimination Hardcore Championship match. Next out is Firestarter with a shovel. Chuck Fury hits the ring next, and finally the Hardcore Champion M80. M80 has brought a box full of weapons to ringside. Flawless starts it off with M80 while Chuck Fury and Firestarter go at it. Chuck Fury hits a bulldog, and M80 hits a back body drop to Flawless. Firestarter lays out Fury and M80 with a kendo stick, but Flawless nails him with a scissors kick to take the weapon for himself. Firestarter nails Flawless with license plates while M80 hits Fury with the kendo stick now. Flawless connects with a leg drop to the groin of Fury which gets Firestarter a two count. M80 nails Chuck Fury with a chair, and connects with a Van Daminator to Firestarter. Flawless now grabs M80 and connects with a powerbomb through a table! Flawless is immediately hit with a chair by Fury, who also connects on Firestarter. Fury sets up a huge box in the middle of the ring. Flawless and M80 double suplex Firestarter right through the huge cardboard box!! Fury knocks over both M80 and Flawless with the metal shovel and pins Firestarter for the three count. Firestarter has been eliminated. M80 is back to his feet with the kendo stick, as he nails both Fury and Flawless with it. Flawless comes back and nails a scissors kick on M80, followed by a razors edge powerbomb through the remains of the box for a two count. Fury tries to unmask Flawless, but M80 attacks him from behind and connects with the M-Factor off the turnbuckle! M80 pins Chuck Fury for the three count and now we are down to two. Above Average Angelo tries to attack Fury, but M80 and Flawless send him on his way. Flawless connects with the Springboard Diving Leg Drop for a two count! M80 comes back with some chair shots to Flawless as he begins to set up another table. Flawless prevents him from doing so properly. M80 gets frustrated, and connects with the Flipping Leg Drop off of the announcers table!! Oh my God! M80 continues the assault with some kendo stick shots and a leg drop to the groin. Flawless is really taking an ass whipping. Irish whip by M80 is reversed into Hiroshima's Revenge through the cardboard box remains!! We could have a new Hardcore Champ, and we do as Flawless has pinned M80 for the three count!! Flawless celebrates in the ring and attacks M80 some more before running off into the night with his first Hardcore Championship reign!

Post-Match Champ: Flawless

Winner: Flawless via Pinfall

The Icons backstage

Good Old F.R. is backstage with the Old School Icon and the Extreme Icon as they prepare to do battle with Calypso and Viper. RDR introduces the man who rocks the cradle, The Franchise. Franchise calls this a conspiracy that he has to face Calypso and Viper in a tag match today, and then Viper and Impostor in a 3-way at the P.P.V. He reminds everyone of what he did to The Impostor earlier in the event, and that he would do the same to his other P.P.V. opponent, Viper today. RDR says the term Icon is thrown around a lot these days, but Calypso and Viper will be going through and Extreme and Old School warfare in the Dixon House of Pain. RDR reminds Calypso that they will be facing off at "New Year's Nightmare" as well, and that Calypso is lucky enough to have escaped last week with his career.

Match Number: 3

Wrestlers: The Icons (Real Deal Rob & "The Franchise" John Hanley) vs. Calypso & Viper

Match Details: Tag-Team, No Disqualification

The Old School Icon, Real Deal Rob hits the ring first, followed by the Extreme Icon, John Hanley. The Total Fucking Package, Viper hits the ringside area, followed by The Man, The Myth, The Legend...Calypso. The bell rings, and we're ready for The Icons to take on the team of the World Television Champion and the Intercontinental Champion. RDR and Calypso stare down, however, RDR tags in Hanley. Calypso will start it off with The Franchise, as they lock up. Franchise gets the early advantage with some elbows and a leg drop. Hanley irish whips Calypso into a huge clothesline. Franchise follows up with an early piledriver for a two count. John tags in RDR, as they double-team Calypso illegally. High knee to the face of Calypso, as RDR pulls Calypso back towards the corner, where he tags The Franchise back in. Hanley sends Calypso up and over the top rope, but Calypso managed to make the tag to Viper who now enters the ring. Franchise immediately tags back out to Rob. Hanley pushes Viper from the apron, which gives RDR enough time to gain the momentum. Arm wrench into a Manhattan drop by RDR. RDR irish whips Viper into Franchise who nails him with a wooden board. Hanley knocks out Referee Jake Reichfield as well. The Icons double team Viper with a double bionic elbow. Suplex by Franchise gets a slow two count. Springboard leg drop to by RDR as the Icons continue to dominate. Eye rake by Franchise, and now he tags back in Real Deal Rob. RDR attempts a suplex, but Viper blocks it, but RDR connects with a DDT anyway for a two count. Viper fights back, and manages to make the tag back to Calypso. RDR immediately flees the ring, as it is obvious that he does not want to go 1-on-1 with Calypso. RDR uses the ref as a shield, and in the process of the distraction, Franchise nails Calypso in the back of the head with a kendo stick. RDR pins him for another two count. After several reversals, Real Deal Rob continues the advantage with a headlock, a knee drop, and a fist drop for a two count. RDR takes out Calypso's already injured leg. He tags back Franchise back in as they connect with a wishbone. The Icons continue to use the illegal man to their advantage, as they are really out-schooling the Television & Intercontinental Champs. Franchise connects with a rolling senton for a two count. Irish whip by John Hanley sees RDR nail Calypso with a folding chair, to which the referee allows it. RDR attacks Calypso outside the ring, and sends him back in to be met by a pedigree by The Franchise. Calypso manages to kick out after two. RDR gets tagged back in, as they double team Calypso some more. RDR connects with several knife edge chops. RDR irish whips Calypso into a shoulder block. Arm wrench by RDR, into a tornado arm breaker off the turnbuckle. RDR tries to lock in some sort of arm submission, but Calypso rolls through for a roll-up which Hanley breaks up. Calypso and RDR crawl to their respective corners, and makes the tags. Viper cleans house, as he sends both of The Icons reeling. As the numbers begin to pile up on Viper, Calypso nearly connects with the Impaler, but RDR reverses it into a back suplex. Franchise sends Calypso back outside the ring, as The Icons continue to double-team. Viper is met by a T-bone suplex by The Franchise for a near fall. Hanley connects with a body slam on Viper. The tag-team aspect of this match seems to be falling apart, as it is becoming very difficult for Jake Reichfield to remain in control. Franchise tags back in RDR, who misses a clothesline, and is met with a sitout full nelson bomb for a two count. RDR pleads with Viper to lay off, but a confusing moment comes up in which it appears Franchise tags himself in, and Viper doesn't notice. Franchise attacks Viper and RDR pins him for a two count. RDR locks in a octopus stretch on Viper, while Calypso is being destroyed by Franchise outside the ring. Viper reverses out of the hold, and clotheslines Hanley in the process. Back in the ring, Viper connects with a vertical suplex on RDR. Franchise makes the save, and RDR pins him for a two count. Calypso begins to fight back against Hanley, as he connects with a piledriver of his own. Viper connects with a huge leg drop on RDR, and tags in Calypso. Calypso locks in the Walls of Calypso! RDR grabs a chair and nails Calypso in the back to break the hold!! All hell has broken loose! Franchise tags in to RDR, who locks in a deathlock on Calypso's leg and neck. RDR now uses the chair to wrench in the hold even harder. Franchise holds RDR's arms to enhance the hold, but Viper clotheslines Franchise out of the picture. Back in the ring, RDR rolls up Calypso with a backslide for a two count. Franchise grabs the kendo stick, and knocks out Viper, Calypso, and the ref in that order. RDR tries to cover Calypso, but the referee is still knocked out. He eventually makes it back and gets a two count which is broken by Viper. RDR connects with a belly-to-belly suplex on Calypso, and he begins to set up a table in the turnbuckle corner. RDR looks like he wants to put Calypso through it, but Calypso manages to get out of his grasp, and Viper connects with The Gore right through the table! Franchise now lays out Viper with a flattened cardboard box. Calypso runs at Franchise and tries to connect with a dropkick, but Franchise swings the board at the same time and it sends both men down. Franchise seems to have hit his head on the shopping cart on the way down. All four men are laid out! The ten-count reaches 9 before Calypso and Hanley get up. Hanley grabs the board, throws it at Calypso (who catches it), and Franchise punched the cardboard sending Calypso head over heels! Franchise now focuses his attention on Viper, as he sends him head first into the ringside announcers table. RDR tries for a cover in the ring for a two count. Franchise meanwhile is driving Viper's skull into the shopping cart. RDR locks in some type of submission hold, and Calypso reverses it into the Dragon Sleeper!! That doesn't last long, as Franchise dropkicks the back of Calypso's head. RDR tries for the Maple Leaf, but his back is ailing him too much. Franchise helps him lock it in, but RDR cannot hold him in it for too long. It might have been enough though, as Franchise attempts to pin him. Viper breaks it up after two. RDR climbs the turnbuckle, but Viper takes out his legs as RDR falls right onto his groin area! Viper now sets him up, and connects with the Death Valley Driver! He turns around and is immediately powerbombed by The Franchise!! Franchise now follows up with a powerbomb to Calypso!! What a sequence! Now he connects with the Olympic Slam on Calypso! That's gotta be it, but No! Calypso kicked out! Franchise picks up Calypso, and RDR tries to hit him with a chair. Calypso ducks, but RDR is just able to stop himself from nailing his partner. Calypso stumbles to his feet, and RDR tries to hit him again. Calypso ducks the chair shot and connects with a drop kick. RDR gets back to his feet, only to be Gored by Viper! Calypso low blows The Franchise, and locks in the Walls of Calypso on RDR!! The Franchise slowly makes his way back to his feet, and hits Calypso in the face with the flattened cardboard box. The match evolves back into a tag-match of sorts, as RDR tries to hit the Done Deal. Calypso reverses out of it for a rollup which is broken by John Hanley. Franchise sets up Calypso on the shopping cart with the cardboard in his hand. Hanley charges him, and dropkicks the cardboard sending Calypso reeling. The Icon's are pointing at the roof of the Dixon House of Pain for some reason. Outside the ring, RDR sends Calypso face first into the shopping cart and the announcers table. RDR looks like he's trying to steal Calypso's Impaler, but Calypso snapmares out of it. Franchise keeps the advantage on the Icons' side. Franchise lifts Calypso up for a vertical suplex, and RDR connects with a cross body off the shopping cart onto the announcers table!! Oh my God, Calypso looks hurt. RDR covers Calypso on the announcers table, but they both fall off from exhaustion. All of a sudden Viper is back, and he now Powerbombs RDR through the announcers table! Viper climbs on top the shopping cart, and connects with the Guilt by Association on RDR who was under a garbage pail!! Calypso is back to his feet, as he connects with the Springboard Frog Splash on RDR!! The two count is broken by The Franchise. Hanley now connects a piledriver to Calypso through the garbage pail, and throws the other garbage pail at Viper's head. Franchise follows up with some kendo stick shots to the head of Viper, and he is beginning to tie him up in some sort of firewood rack. Franchise begins to drag Calypso to the backstage area. RDR is pushing Calypso up a ladder that has been propped up aside the Dixon House of Pain. Calypso is at the top, as the Icons are right on his trail. Calypso meets RDR at the top of the ladder and begins to pummel away on the Old School Icon! It looks like Rob might fall, but Calypso grabs him and drags him to the roof of the Dixon House of Pain. The numbers catch up to Calypso, as they are double teaming the Man, the Myth, the Legend. Viper begins to climb the ladder, but Franchise seems to have that covered. RDR is laying strikes into Calypso. RDR is exhausted, as he almost rolls off the Dixon House of Pain. Franchise catches him, as the assault continues. Real Deal Rob connects with a side shuffle kick, and it has become apparent that this whole scenario was a set-up from the beginning. The Icons grab Calypso's near motionless body, and throw him off the Dixon House of Pain!!! Oh my God!!! Calypso hit the ground HARD. He is not moving at all. A stunning silence falls over the Dixon House of Pain. The Icons look at the damage they have created and are in disbelief themselves! The match is stopped, and the Icons are declared the winners. The Icons celebrate atop the Dixon House of Pain, as a ring hand throws The Franchise his World Heavyweight Championship. This is a horrific sight, as former OWF rivals have taken the BBA's main man out! Is this the end of Calypso? The camera fades to black as The Icon's seem very proud of what they have accomplished here.

Winners: The Icons (Real Deal Rob & "The Franchise") via TKO