Sunday Massacre Results (12/2/01)

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A Return or Farewell?

We start off the show with an interesting twist, as the Arch Angel makes his way to the ring! I thought his career had ended? He has a crutch, a bandage wrapped around his forehead, and a strange outfit (sweat pants and a flannel shirt). He cuts a promo, complaining about how his life has become this way. He says he should still be the BBA World Heavyweight Champ, and now he is out of a job and apparently out of cash as well. He says Franchise ruined his life, and he wishes he could make it up to all his fans out there. Calypso's music hits, and here comes the BBA World Television Champion. Calypso says that the two of them go way back, and how Calypso watched that World Title match that took place at Backyard Assault, and how disappointed he is. Calypso reminds him that he, the Arch Angel, was the one who won that very belt from Calypso, and he went on and lost the title and his career in the same night. Calypso asks him why he is here today. Arch Angel eludes to the fact that he now lives amongst the cardboard boxes, but he will not leave the BBA out of style. Arch Angel says this isn't about his own future in the BBA, but about Calypso's near future. He knows that Calypso is a former four time World Champion, but is he even in the main event picture anymore after last weeks losing effort? He isn't in todays main event, as Arch Angel makes fun of Calypso because he is facing Flawless today. He says Flawless isn't established, and that quite frankly he is a jobber. Calypso again asks why Arch Angel is here. Arch Angel said he's going to do him a favor, and he's going to add another opponent for Calypso. Today, Calypso will be taking on Flawless and M80 in a 2-on-1 handicap match. Calypso actually agrees with the Arch Angel's decision for once, but asks him why would he even think about changing the match when he isn't even employed by the BBA any longer. He says that he technically doesn't have any power to just walk in and change matches, and that only Mike Savage, Craig Dixon, and himself can do such things. Arch Angel says if he's not willing to take on two rising superstars, then Calypso can become the washed up son of a bitch that he himself has become. It has become apparent that for once, the Arch Angel is watching Calypso's back, and that he doesn't want to see him follow that same path as him. He's making sure that Calypso stays on top of his game while others get opportunities at the BBA World Title.

Main Event Announced

BBA Announcers Johnny Isles and Rob Sternberg hit the ring to welcome us to the Dixon House of Pain. The announce that the World Heavyweight Title will be on the line between "The Franchise" John Hanley and The Impostor.

Match Number: 1

Wrestlers: M80 vs. Firestarter

Title: Hardcore Championship

Current Champ: Firestarter

Match Details: 1-on-1, Hardcore

M80 hits the ring first for this BBA Hardcore Championship match. Firestarter hits the ring next with the crutch from earlier in the show. Referee Perry the Pecker is making his BBA debut (of OWF fame). These two were on the same page last week during a #1 Contenders triple threat match, but this week will be enemies. They shake hands, and lock up. M80 connects with a DDT, and nails Firestarter a couple of times with the licence plate. M80's dropkick is blocked, and Firestarter begins to punch away on the challenger. Firestarter grabs the crutch and nails M80 with it, and then chokes him with it. Now Firestarter is using the licence plate, and hits M80 with it. Firestarter hits a kick to the groin, and begins to choke out M80 with a belt. Firestarter hits an elbow drop and gets a little too cocky. M80 comes back and nails a couple of clotheline before hitting Firestarter with the crutch for his own measure. Firestarter hits a leg sweep, and now he has the crutch again and hits M80 some more. Irish whip by Firestarter into a rock bottom. Firestarter tries to pin him, but M80 was on the ropes and Firestarter drags him to the center to get a two count. Firestarter complains to the referee. M80 comes back and nails Firestarter with a pipe and gets a two count. M80 pulls Firestarter to the middle of the ring to connect with the M-Factor! M80 gets the three count and we have a new BBA Hardcore Champion! M80 celebrates a bit, and helps Firestarter to his feet. M80 raises Firestarter's hand in respect, before connecting with the M-Factor again!! M80 and Firestarter's team from last week seems to have been broken down, as M80 is now a three time Hardcore Champ.

Post-Match Champ: M80

Winner: M80 via Pinfall

The Franchise Interview

Mike Murray is backstage with "The Franchise" John Hanley as he asks him what he thinks about fighting The Impostor later in the event. He says that any wrestler that has to hide behind a mask is bullshit, and the calls The Impostor a pussy. He says he is going to prove that he is the Extreme Icon just like he did at the PPV against Arch Angel, and that he is the true World Heavyweight Champion of the BBA (possibly referring to RDR's "Real" World Title). The Impostor emerges in the background while Franchise is still talking, and he doesn't notice. Franchise says he is going to kick that pussy's ass, and Impostor taps him on the shoulder. Franchise turns around only to be punched in the face by The Impostor! Impostor says that The Franchise has a match with his maker, and that he will destroy him. Impostor leaves, and Franchise calls him a son of a bitch for attacking a man from behind.

Match Number: 2

Wrestlers: Above Average Angelo vs. Real Deal Rob

Match Details: 1-on-1

Triple A hits the ring and cuts a promo about wanting to join the BBA to become the best. In order to be the best, he will have to beat the best. In doing so, he calls out Bucktooth Willy, who is arguably not the best, plus he was fired. Johnny Isles informs him, so Angelo now calls out Crazy Joe, and we get the same results. Angelo's out of ideas, and even asks the referee if he wants to wrestle. Real Deal Rob's music hits, and out comes the Old School Icon, sporting his OWF t-shirt. Angelo takes off his "AAA" t-shirt to reveal that he is also wearing an OWF t-shirt. Angelo reminds everyone that the two of them were Tag-Team Champions of the OWF. Angelo says that RDR let his ego get the best of him, and cost them the OWF Tag-Team titles. RDR turned his back on him, so today Angelo will get his revenge that he has been waiting for the last three years. Angelo gets rid of the mic, and it looks like this thing is underway. Or is it? Angelo wants the mic again, and RDR looks to lockup with him. Angelo cowers away and apparently isn't ready. Angelo does 5 jumping jacks, some stretching, and 1 pushup before getting back in the ring. RDR tries to lockup again, and Angelo tells him to wait again. Angelo paces the ring a little, and tries to stop RDR from locking up, but RDR has had it and punches him in the face sending Angelo down, finally getting this match under way. RDR punches away on AAA, tries for a neckbreaker, but cannot connect. RDR now tries to suplex the much heavier AAA, to no avail. RDR punches the exposed ribs of Angelo. Angelo ducks a clothesline, only to have RDR duck a clothesline and connect with a dropkick. Angelo tries to call for a timeout outside the ring, but RDR will have none of that. RDR attacks him outside, going to the extent to pushing Angelo into a bush. RDR sends Angelo's face right into the announcers table before sending him back into the ring. RDR temporarily locks in an arm lock of sorts, before changing his mind and connecting with some knees to the arm of AAA. RDR gives Angelo an arm wrench, and RDR flips over sending Angelo down to the mat. RDR works AAA into the corner, where he hits some knife edge chops. The commentators and Rob himself are laughing at Angelo's screams for help, and Angelo takes advatage of this. Angelo hits one knife edge chop of his own, and attempts to "Wooo". RDR sits in the corner, and Angelo is about to punch him, but changes his mind and lets RDR up. Angelo connects with a belly-to-back slam and informs everyone that he is going up (the turnbuckle). Angelo connects with the Above Average Elbow Drop for the two count. RDR connects with a drop toe hold, and pulls Angelo's shirt over his head. RDR hits a knee lift, and attempts to sidewalk slam Angelo. Angelo reverses it and connects with a bulldog for the two count. Angelo thinks the ref counted to three for some reason. RDR fights back, and connects with the Old School Elbow Drop from the turnbuckle. Angelo pleads with RDR to just pin him already, and RDR continues the punishment. RDR connects with his new maneuver, the Done Deal (legsweep/stunner combo)! Real Deal Rob pins Above Average Angelo for the three count! After the match, RDR connects with a superkick sending Angelo to the mat one last time. Angelo remains winless in his BBA career thus far.

Winner: Real Deal Rob via Pinfall

Match Number: 3

Wrestlers: Flawless & M80 vs. Calypso

Match Details: 2-on-1 Handicap Match, Anything Goes

The team of Flawless and M80 hit the ring first, as we are about to get this handicap match underway. The Man, The Myth, The Legend: Calypso hits the ring next and we're ready for this 2-on-1 match. Flawless and Calypso start off, and they lockup. A clean break, and they lock up again. Flawless locks in an arm wrench, and sends Calypso head over heals. Flawless locks in a quick arm bar and M80 tries to lock in a ankle lock as well. Both wrestlers release their holds, Calypso comes back and flips Flawless over with an arm wrench as well. Calypso looks to catch M80 off guard by attempting for the Impaler, but M80 reverses it and locks in a headlock while Flawless punches away. M80 connects with the breakdown, as Flawless puts on Calypso's hat and mocks him. Calypso kicks out after two. Flawless hits a karate chop to the abdomen of Calypso, and Flawless drops to his knees. M80 runs and springboard's off the back of Flawless to hit a sunset flip on Calypso for a two count. M80 pulls Calypso's jersey off and begins to choke him out with it! Flawless looks to capitalize, but Calypso reverses an irish whip to connect with a huge flying clothesline! Calypso takes a while to get back up, and M80 attacks him. Flawless springboards off of a chair to connect with a scissors kick outside of the ring! M80 and Flawless irish whip Calypso to connect with a double dropkick. Calypso kicks out after two, as M80 and Flawless are getting frustrated. Flawless tells M80 to let him handle it, as he connects with a shuffle kick to the shoulder of Calypso. M80 pushes Flawless away from Calypso and hits an elbow to the back of the head. Flawless pushes M80 off of Calypso, and M80 pushes him back. Calypso battles back, and hits a vertical suplex on M80 and a jumping piledriver on Flawless. Flawless comes back with a low blow to regain the advantage. M80 misses a Van Daminator, and Calypso misses one himself on Flawless, who nails Calypso over the head with a chair shot! Flawless tries for the cover, M80 pushes him off and gets a two count. The tention between this team of M80 and Flawless has almost reached a boiling point. Flawless and M80 argue some more, before M80 starts slugging away on Flawless! M80 and Flawless put their differences aside temporarily, as Flawless connects with his trademark Springboard Leg Drop! Calypso kicks out after two. M80 sends Calypso face first into the turnbuckle, and connects with a huge chairshot on the Television Champ. Calypso again kicks out after two. Flawless starts ordering M80 around, and M80 holds Calypso up as Flawless goes for a superkick. Calypso ducks, and Flawless nails M80! Calypso nails an implant DDT on Flawless, but M80 breaks the pinfall at two. M80 and Flawless attempt for a double suplex, but it is reversed in midair by Calypso as he nails a double DDT!!! Calypso pins them both only to receive a two count. Calypso leaves the ring to hit the springboard variation of the Frog Splash! Calypso locks in the Walls Of Calypso on Flawless!!! M80 is back to his feat, and he isn't breaking the submission! M80 gets in Flawless' face as he taunts him to tap out, and Flawless does! Calypso wins the match with the Walls Of Calypso. As Calypso still has the move locked in, M80 locks in the Crossface on Flawless. Thanks to some miscommunication between M80 and Flawless, Calypso was able to pick up a very important victory aginst Flawless. Calypso leaves the ring, as M80 waits for a prone Flawless to get back to his feet. When Flawless finally does, he is met with the M-Factor!

Winner: Calypso via Submission

Match Number: 4

Wrestlers: The Impostor vs. "The Franchise" John Hanley

Title: World Heavyweight Championship

Current Champ: Franchise

Match Details: 1-on-1, No Disqualification

The Impostor hits the ring first for an opportunity to win the World Heavyweight Championship. Franchise's music hits, and after a minute or two...it is apparent that he isn't coming out. What's going on here? Calypso's music now hits, and it seems we have an interesting situation on our hands. Calypso announces the match has been changed to being Calypso vs. The Impostor, right here...right now! Calypso must be trying to prove wrong what Arch Angel mentioned before. Calypso is trying to rise up by winning a handicap match and by possibly defeating the #1 Contender of the BBA Title. What happened to The Franchise? They lock up, and Impostor punches Calypso down to the ground. Throat thrusts by the Impostor, followed by an irish whip into a clothesline for a one count. Calypso comes back with some punches of his own, followed by a vertical suplex. Calypso goes for another, but Impostor suplexes him instead for a two count. Irish whip by the Impostor into a big boot. Elbow drop for a two count. Impostor locks in the Texas Cloverleaf, and Calypso makes it to the rope to break the submission. Impostor continies the punishment with an wrm wrench, into an arm wringer. Calypso elbows out of it, wrenches the arm of Impostor and nails him with the Rocker Dropper. Calypso nails the leg drop to the groin, and follows up with a diving elbow drop for a two count. Calypso runs off the ropes and gives him a crucifix roll-up for a two count. Calypso goes for a suplex, to be reversed by Impostor into a neckbreaker for a two count. Impostor's kick is caught by Calypso, but Impostor nails an enziguri. Double axe handle by Impostor off the top rope for a two count. Impostor complains to the referee. Calypso with a backslide for a two count. Calypso locks in the Dragon Sleeper, but Impostor powers out of it to nail a stunner. Impostor now connects with the Tombstone Piledriver, but he didn't get all of it. Calypso kicks out after two, but is then met with a leg drop. Kicks to the mid-section of Calypso, followed by a powerbomb! Impostor could have this thing won, but elects to get a weapon outside the ring. Meanwhile, Calypso crawls to get his signature steel pipe. Impostor has a chair, and both Calypso and Impostor both swing their repected weapons to connect at the same time!!! Calypso and Impostor are both down, hurt, and wounded. The ten-count reaches seven, but all of the sudden The Franchise's music hits!? Franchise is sporting a knee brace, as he comes out to attack both Impostor and Calypso in this No DQ match! Franchise nails a DDT on Impostor and an Bionic Elbow on Calypso. Franchise slugs away on both me, and apparently this thing is now a three-way! The Franchise nails Impostor with the Extreme Expulsion! Franchise throws Calypso face first into the shopping cart outside the ring. Back in the ring, Franchise nails Impostor with a body slam, and Calypso capitalizes and nails Impostor with the Low Down Frog Splash! Franchise pins Impostor for the three count to eliminate the #1 Contender! Franchise immediately nails Calypso with some chair shots, rakes his knee to his face, and smacks him around with several licence plate shots. Calypso looks really fatigued. Franchise steps on the gut on Calypso, and goes to look for some more weapons. Franchise brings the crutch and chokes out Calypso with it on the mat. Now he nails Calypso with it, and follows up by throwing Calypso face first into the shopping cart. Franchise goes up the top rope and nails Calypso with a double axe handle. A piledriver by Franchise gets him a near three count. Calypso is really fatigued, but he fights back with a DDT! Calypso works on the injured knee of Franchise, but Franchise kicks out of it. Calypso goes for a suplex, but is met by Franchise's vertical suplex for a two count. Franchise begins to assemble a table between a chair and the shopping cart. He irish whips Calypso off the ropes into a leg sweep through the table! Franchise looks like he is about to put Calypso away, but Calypso hits a school boy! Real Deal Rob appears out of nowhere, and pushes Franchise over to reverse the school boy! RDR holds Calypso's feet down, but the ref can't see it and theres the three count!!! Real Deal Rob has screwed Calypso out of the World Heavyweight Championship! Why? RDR and Franchise high five and celebrate post-match. They nail a double-bionic elbow, as the mock the World Television Champion. They yell to cut the music, and Franchise begins to speak how the just shocked the world. He says they've been terrorizing people in the BBA for weeks, just like what they did to Calypso today. They will for now on be known as the the Icons of the BBA: the Old School Icon (RDR) and the Extreme Icon (Franchise). Franchise nails Calypso over the back of the head with the BBA World Heavyweight Championship. Impostor makes his way back to the ring! He begins to brawl with Franchise, while Calypso and RDR begin to stare down for the very first time. This post match brawl has gotten way out of hand! The battle goes out of the ring and back. Calypso nails the Impaler on RDR, while Impostor connects with the Chokeslam on Franchise at the same time! Calypso and Impostor have met eyes. Calypso gets in the face of the Impostor, the man he just faced in the ring, and says that if they both want to survive in the BBA, then they'll have to get along. Impostor appears reluctant, and Calypso reminds him that if they don't do this...then The Icons will destroy everything in the BBA including the two of them. Impostor shakes Calypso's hand! They both leave, not after Calypso lays the World Heavyweight Championship over the prone John Hanley. The Icons slowly make their way to their feet, as this alliance may have to worry about the BBA veterans!

Post-Match Champ: The Franchise

Winner: "The Franchise" John Hanley via Pinfall