Tiff: Hello, this is the poo crisis hotline, how may I assist you?
Person: The poo, the the pooooooooo!!
Tiff: Calm down, what has the poo done?
Person: It, it ate my pet ant!
Tiff: GOOD GAWD WHY! WE WILL BE RIGHT THERE!
They go over to the person's house
G.D: Hello? Is anyone there?
a poo answers the door...
Poo: You idiots, you fell for it! There is no ant, now we've got you!
The poo takes G.D, Cryst, & Tiff in the house.
Poo: Ha Ha Ha, now we can finally stop you once and for all!
Tiff: Ooh no, what are we going to do?!?
They all shiver.
Poo: Just come with me.
They look at each other scardly
Crystal: (whispers) Um, Um, oh no, oh God help me!!
G.D: It's okay Crystal, everything is going to be alright, okay?
Crystal: Okay...
Poo leads them into a big room with poo's all around them on a ramp-like thing.
Crystal: Oh no!!
Tiff: Uh oh!!
Poo: Our guest have arrived!!
All the poos cheer & clap>>>the poo uncovers 3 chairs
Poo: Sit here
They go and sit down
Tiff: What do you want from us?
Poo: Oh wow, a fiesty one!!
the poos clap & laugh
Crystal: (softly) Why me? Why us? Why?
Poo: I will explain all of this in time
They notice people coming in with dishes of food & setting them down, one is Melanie.
Crystal: Mel, I thought you we're dead?!?
Mel: (mechanicly) Hail King Poo
G.D: Yeah Mel, what happened?
Mel: Hail King Poo!
Tiff: She's a goner, leave her alone. (looks up) Oh my gosh, there's Johnny Joe!!
G.D: He's probably like Mel though
J.J. goes up to Poo & says something, Poo smacks him and J.J. leaves
Crystal: Oh my gawd!! This is horrible!! How can this be?
Poo: Eat and then we shall talk.
Crystal, Tiff, & G.D. were hungary so they ate, slowly, looking up after each bit.
