Attack of the Killer Poos
Act 1 Scene 6
All are sitting in a semicircle around fireplace talking. Poos (dead of coarse) are laying all around them.
Cryst: I can't believe how many poos we killed today!
Tiff: I know, they just kept on coming out the toilet!
G.D: I don't know about you guys, but I feel all dirty. I'm gonna take a shower.
Cryst: (seriously) Don't forget the toilet bowl cleaner!
G.D: I won't.
G.D. goes to the bathroom. She closes the door & whispers, "Just in case" (she doesn't lock it) She goes to the bathroom (on toilet) & flushes. Then starts shower & starts to undress>>>
scene cuts to Tiff and Cryst.
Cryst: I hope G.D.'s okay
Tiff: You worry too much! She has the toilet bowl cleaner, right? Remember?
Cryst: Ya, I guess so!
Tiff: Let's get a soda, I'm so thristy.
Cryst: Okay
They both get up & leave to the kitchen. Scene goes back to the bathroom. See shower curtain with a shadow behind it. We hear a toilet flush mixed in with water running. G.D. is singing a tune & doesn't hear it. Camera cuts to toilet we see brown poo stains, the shower curtain rips open & we see G.D.'s head & hair soaked & she screams. Brown stuff flys at her, POOS!!
Then all is silent>>>scene goes back to Cryst & Tiff. Note: G.D. is possesed by a poo.
Cryst: (panicky) Did you here something?
Tiff: No, why?
Cryst: Oh, nothing.
G.D. walks out in shorts & a long shirt, all soaked w/ brown mark on her chin & a big smile on her face. Tiff & Cryst look up.
Tiff: How was your shower?
G.D: It was great! I feel like a whole new person, hehe!
Cryst: What's on your chin?
G.D. wipes her chin>>>it's poo!
G.D: Oh! Um...nothing. It's, um, drool.
starts to figget
Tiff: Well, where's your toilet bowl cleaner?
G.D: Ummm, I left it in the bathroom. Yeah! That's it.
Tiff: Are you sure?
G.D: Um, yeah, yeah, yeah! Yeah, Yeah!
Tiff: Okay! Well, then I'll get it for you.
Tiff turns to get it for her
G.D: NO! Ummm, that's okay! I don't need it.
Cryst: Well, then have mine!
Crystal puts the toilet bowl cleaner right in G.D.'s face
G.D: Ahhh!!
G.D. throws herself against the wall away from the t.b.c.
Cryst: What's wrong? It's the only way to kill poos.
G.D: Well, I think the toilet bowl cleaner is too harsh on the poos and, um, we shouldn't use it anymore.
G.D. is still against the wall
Tiff: WHAT! IT'S TOO HARSH!! :-/ ARE YOU NUTS?
G.D: Um, may be. I don't know.
G.D. starts to get really nervous
Cryst: What's wrong Gum Drop?
G.D: Nothing! Just keep the toilet bowl cleaner away from me.
Tiff: Why? It's not like it's gonna kill you or something.
G.D: Don't be so sure.
Tiff: What? I'm confused.
Everyone's silent for a second
