G.D: Now what in the h, e, double hockey sticks is going on here?
Tiff: I know, we want some answers, NOW!!
Poo: (angry) It doesn't look like your in the position to command me!
Crystal: Just let him talk, he said he would.
Poo: Smart girl! Well, here's my story, please don't interupt. I hate it when someone interupts a poo.
Crystal: (studders a little) We won't.
Poo: Okay, now poos come from another planet called Pooloopies, the planet is very different from this one. Pooloopies id bigger than Earth and all your planets in this solar system. Pooloopies is mostly water with 1 chunk of land where the poos are born, since many poos are born all the time we decided we need more room...
Tiff has to go to the bathroom and looks troubled
Poo: Are you okay?
Tiff: Me?
Poo: Yes
Tiff: (looks down) I have to go to the bathroom.
Poo: Well...I'll get a server to show you where it is as long as you promise not to flush!
Tiff: I promise.
Poo: (looks at a fellow poo) Take her, guard her closely
Fellow Poo nods & Tiff follows him. They leave the big room. Poo turns back to G.D. and Crystal.
Poo: Where was I? Oh yes-so we came here to take over Earth, since Earth is the most like Pooloopies, yet very much so different. (pause) Shouldn't she be back by now?
Scene cuts to Tiff in the bathroom-she's looking in the cabinets for something. She pulls out a bottle-Toilet Bowl Cleaner!
Tiff: A ha!
Hears a knock
F. Poo: (angry) Hurry up in there
Tiff: Um, okay, in just a minute!
Tiff sprays t.b.c. on her clothes, arms, & stuff.
Tiff: Didn't we do this already? Yes, we put on t.b.c. when we left! Oh my gosh, the poos can't touch us! (she looks at the toilet & gets an idea) Hmmm...
She sprays t.b.c. in the toilet and flushes. F. Poo bangs on the door.
F. Poo: What are you doing?
Tiff hides the t.b.c. & opens the door. When the F.P. is about to run into it, Tiff shuts the door & pulls out the t.b.c. and points it at him. He screams.
Tiff: Shut up!!
she sprays him and he dies
Tiff: Yes!!
