~*News Flash*~
Reporter: I'm sorry to say, but poos are killing people all over the world. Please stay inside and keep the doors-AHHH! (screams)
Cryst: Oh my gosh, this is a joke right, I mean its got to be a joke!
Tiff: I don't really think so Crystal, I really don't.
G.D: What are we going to do?
Door bell rings, G.D. gets up, Crystal grabs her arm.
Cryst: Don't answer it G.D., it could be them, the poos
We see a flash of all of all 3 faces and hear some sacry music.
Tiff: Look out the window first, okay?
G.D: Okay
Goes to the door and looks out the peek hole
G.D: Oh no!
Cryst: Is it them? Have they found us? Oh no! What are we gonna...
G.D: (interrupts) No but, almost as bad! It's Jen!
Tiff: Well at least it isn't poo!
G.D. answers the door
Jen: Hi guys, can I come in? We have to talk.
G.D: Sure!
Jen comes in G.D. closes the door and locks it.
Jen: Listen guys, my father was just killed, by a poo!
All: Gasp
Jen: My mom is really scared so she wants us to go to the store and get a whole bunch of food, and sleeping bags, and stuff aand go to the mountains and hide out until this all blows over, okay?
G.D: I wish we could help ya, but we got our own families to worry about right now!
Jen: Alright, but one word of advice...don't forget to flush and make sure it's a good one!
All: OKay
Jen makes her exit.
