Crystal: A shame, really it was!
Tiff: Let Johnny Joe R.I.P.
They slowly walk to the mall. They meet up with their ditsy friend Melanie.
Mel: Oh my gawd! Did you hear about Johnny Joe?
All: Yes!! :-(
Mel: Oh well, let him rest in peace, blah blah blah, let's go shopping!
They go shopping for a while when...
Mel: I had way too much bran today, I will be right back!
Mel walks to the bathroom
Mel: ewww, public bathrooms!
She sits on the toilet (Grunts, farts a few times) Plop! Splash!
Mel: Aaah!
Suddenly she feels a slight sting
Mel: Ouch, what was that?
Suddenly she falls to the ground, she has been pooed!>>> Everyone has been waiting for a while, when finally...
G.D: I don't know what's taking so long, but I'm gonna find out!
G.D. walks slowly, while others tag along.
All: Nooo!!
Cryst: Who did this?! Who?! We're not afraid of you!
Suddenly thousands of viscous poos come out of the toilet
Tiff: They're, They're Poo!
They all start running & they quickly run out of the bathroom. Soon the poos are taking over the mall! Finally for no reason at all, the poos leave and go back from where they came.>>> The emergency trucks show up soon.
G.D: We need to get to the bottom of this and quick!
Cryst: Yeah & quick!
Tiff: Yes, 1st it was J.J., then Mel, next it could be us!
{Scary Music Plays}
